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A screenshot saying "Your child's Results, Your child's BMI is Infinity. That puts them in the 100th percentile which indicates that they are obese."
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this post was submitted on 26 Apr 2025
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You wouldn't be obese, you'd be OBOSE.
Fify.
That just means that as their mass approached infinity their volume approached zero. The person is simply a black hole.
Not so fast, we don't know that a black hole has a singularity. It's more like, the math divided by zero, and we shrugged, and went, well, I guess that doesn't work.
It's possible this child is simply traveling at or near the speed of light.
Only if the measurement was being taken from a reference frame that was mostly at rest with respect to the person tho, right?
Everyone is in a reference frame mostly at rest with respect to most children.
I've known a few kids I'd like to kick in the asymptote.
And if it's a male child, then he's a black hole son.
advanced "your mama" joke
Shit I'm sorry for your infinitely obese son :/