What's the mythical-scientific reason for Thors hammer being immovable? Very high mass/density or protected by some invisible godlike force?
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Trump has replaced his pick for vice president, tonight he introduced his new running mate ______!!!
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His needle dick would pop an inflatable couch
Religious dicks always think their religion is the default. If your religion is correct, why doesn't it come preinstalled? Why need a subscription package you pay weekly for?
Damn, mouth watering now. Thank you!
Looks good, ingredients?
Any politician want to make an argument against abortion that doesn't involve "muh faith"? I wish he would explain his plan for the thousands of unwanted children forced to be born that no one wants as a result of his policy choice. I'm sure this guy is totally for free, unlimited birth control also...
TIL Gawd makes bullets fly with the shell still attached
What the fuck? Seriously, put grampa in the home. Someone help this man.
Trump visited a Trump property 428 out of 1461 days of his term, and he played 261 rounds of golf, about 1/5 of days of his term. Almost $150 million charged to American taxpayers, for him to travel there with full security, play an 90-stroke game, kick his ball, called it 65 strokes to his friends, make dirty deals without oversight, travel back with security, eat a cheeseburger and angry tweet from the toilet. Every 5 days. Laziest president we've ever had.
I bet women don't cover their drinks when Walz walks into the room.
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My cars name is also Bort.