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[–] sheetzoos@lemmy.world 27 points 4 hours ago

All spam should be responded to in kind.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Reminds me of a webcomic I used to read where the mad scientistesque physics student realized he could use the lead bricks he'd been using to prop open doors for exactly this purpose.

[–] djehuti@programming.dev 65 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

That's actually a large boulder; it's just the size of a small boulder.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

We won't ever know unless they included a fresh banana for size.

[–] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 5 points 6 hours ago

Got any Carlos?

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 46 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

We can do that?

Do I just take it to the post office?

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

It wouldn't surprise me if one slipped through, there are overrides on stuff that get rejected and USPS is a massive organization with millions of parcels moving at any given moment.

This idea came from people mailing wooden shims back to the credit card companies because it would increase the postage cost over the normal weight... Please don't do that though. Letters go through a Dr. Seuss Esque sorter system and the shims are too sturdy and sometimes get ripped out of the mail and shot across the facility...

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 11 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

This ... feels like you are telling me to go for it.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Feel free to stuff as much paper as you can fit, it's just wood, plastics and the like that are too rigid for the machines to handle sometimes. USPS gets money for return mailing, so it's a benfit to them as long as shims or pieces of plastic arent flying around the facility like a bullet.

[–] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 53 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

No, this is fake. You can put whatever you want in the envelope and send it back, but they won't deliver a whole package. They only prepaid postage for a letter.

Of course if you send something dangerous/threatening you might get arrested.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 14 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I'ma print out a goatse and mail it to them.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 14 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

You'd just be traumatizing some low level data entry employee.

[–] WhatSay@slrpnk.net 13 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

If you work for the empire, you gonna see some shit

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Even better, print some anti-empire propaganda.

Give the low-level employee some ideas to quit giving their life to the empire.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

That is a Fight Club level idea. Radicalize the data entry workers.

[–] easily3667@lemmus.org 2 points 1 hour ago

The fight club idea was bombing a bunch of banks. This idea is mailing propaganda. These things are different.

[–] frezik@midwest.social -1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

People don't take those jobs as a choice.

[–] gamer@lemm.ee 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

USPS is using slave labor?!

[–] frezik@midwest.social 3 points 1 hour ago

Credit card companies are. USPS doesn't have data entry people who would open the package.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 46 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

Friendly reminder.

Make sure that you use a box with no identifying information. Scribbling out the barcodes isnt enough.

Mailing restrictions still apply. Mailing them back rotting fish or potentially hazardous materials is a federal offence.

Mailing any kind of threat is also against the law.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 4 minutes ago)

Is there a legal limit on the amount of farts I can put into an envelope?

Edit: I guess this really depends on the consistency of each fart, and the legal threshold of acceptable feces contamination (which can't be zero). Anyways, does anyone know if they make airtight envelopes?

[–] frezik@midwest.social 8 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

This wouldn't work, anyway. They only prepay envelope postage, not a box.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 1 points 12 minutes ago

A lot of reply paid stuff for large corporations is calculated on weight not on item count, depending on the sorting system used by the country/region in question so this might work sometimes but it depends on a lot of variables.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

You can fit a lot of glitter in a envelope.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

You'd just be annoying some data entry employee.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 hours ago

Wasting their time is wasting their money.

Plus it helps the post office!

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