mvilain

Is it my imagination or are these dim-witted assassins getting easier to catch. Trump didn't even get to bandage his ear this time.

I wonder if the owner is booking a flight to a non-extraditable country or if he's going to go private.

I predict the deceased's executor will have to sue Wells Fargo for their last paycheck. They'll claim they were working the full 4 days since they were found. And entitled to overtime since they're hourly rather than salaried.

Next: the EU

Now if it was crunchy peanut butter, I woulda accused the guy of being a pervert.

In LA's Silver Lake, there used to be a gay bar that had a mirror above the trough urinal so you could look at anyone's dick while they were peeing. That's either your greatest fear or your greatest fantasy.

Someone should suggest Clarence play a game of solitare. If the Chinese can Manchurian someone, I'm sure Putin's got something similar.

Redit blocks VPNs. Post elsewhere like github

Redit blocked my VPN connection. Fuck them.

Hmm. Redit is blocking my VPN access. I'm shocked. Shocked I tell you.

Lovely little utility.

Shut up and take my money.

Pasolini's SALO. Images from it corrupt my brain.