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Spent the night playing guitar, and it was worth it. The new pedal is absolutely incredible! Managed to write a new song for open mic in a few weeks. Was it worth the insane price? I tell myself: yes! Yes it was!

[โ€“] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 3 points 16 minutes ago* (last edited 16 minutes ago)

I got an Amazon parcel today with my name and address, but I did not place the order. It had a $20 Shrek picture storybook in it. I'm going to assume it's a joke birthday present from one of my silly friends, but a tiny part of me wonders if it's someone from my past trying to call me an ogre. Either way, how bizarre.

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 4 points 50 minutes ago

Packing continues today. I have "packed" my strawberries into new tubs, all divided up, topped up with soil and a new layer of mulch on top.

I've got 5 or 6 more big rectangular tubs (the old recycling tubs, for those who remember the pre-wheelie days) and a bunch of pots to put other things into. It's the perfect time of year to be moving plants, which is why I chose now to move. I just need to find somewhere to move to...

[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 5 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 11 minutes ago) (1 children)

If sunday isn't for sitting in bed, reading and napping then when is?

Edit: Glad I have a spare amp in the bedroom. Sleepy cat, guitar, iPad to read SCP's and my phone playing some tunes is perfect.

[โ€“] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Monday when you chuck a sickie

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 4 points 2 hours ago

Round 4 paint stripper. Wheee!

[โ€“] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Is this the first puffer jacket day ?? I do need to venture to the outside

[โ€“] TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Fashion advice : banana print oodie, striped pj pants and ugg boots. Just because you recognize the existence of the outside, that does not mean that you necessarily endorse it.

[โ€“] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 3 points 1 hour ago

Good advice indeed. Unfortunately I have now showered and washed that tangle on my head (turns out there was hair in there) and so I shall pretend for a few hours to be a member of society (have my floppy comfy jeans on though)

[โ€“] just_kitten@aussie.zone 7 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Damn, every time I leave this place I delete the memory of how disgustingly huge cockroaches get, and then every time I come back I get a rude shock. ๐Ÿคข Loathsome creatures...

[โ€“] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 4 points 1 hour ago

And the white stuff that comes out when you thwack it with your thong shudders

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 5 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

In Sydney I had ones that had been poisoned so many times they stopped dying and grew curly wings ๐Ÿคฎ

[โ€“] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Reminds me of Super Mario Bros where there are those flying turtle things as you progress through the levels

[โ€“] dumblederp@aussie.zone 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

My friends had ones that learned to run upright on their back legs to keep the poison offa their mouth-hand-legs.

Theyโ€™re genuinely invincible

[โ€“] just_kitten@aussie.zone 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Oh god, flying cockroaches are the end boss nightmare. Ewwwwwww

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 1 points 7 minutes ago

Probably far too late, but do not play RE2

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[โ€“] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Some kinda rice meat veg slop please

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 2 points 2 hours ago

๐Ÿš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅ’

[โ€“] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 6 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (4 children)

40/50 ๐Ÿ˜Š

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 2 points 4 hours ago

A matched set - 35/50

[โ€“] TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone 5 points 4 hours ago (3 children)
[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 3 points 4 hours ago

TIL I had the same cot style as Prince Phillip when I was a baby. I'm practically royalty ๐Ÿคฃ

[โ€“] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

No worm for you ๐Ÿชฑ

[โ€“] TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I'm going to go into the garden and eat worms. Big fat juicy ones, long thin slimy ones, I'm going to eat some wooooorms.

[โ€“] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Awwww. Everyone likes you though ๐Ÿค—

Awwwwww. We like you too.

[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 7 points 5 hours ago

Now for the drive back to Melbourne. The boys are feeling better so I hope it's better than the trip away

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 7 points 5 hours ago

๐Ÿซ

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 7 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Here I am awake again in the AMs Because I slept the day away goddamn This sickness is kicking my butt-ato So I am now a hot couch potato

[โ€“] gmask1@aussie.zone 10 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Roses are red

Something else is maroon

My poetry sucks

Get well soon