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[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 6 points 6 hours ago

My favourite joke from this episode, and one of my favourite jokes from all of Futurama: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2W64Xbt7lo

[–] stinerman@midwest.social 11 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I explained to my wife that most men would rather have a vagina attached to a fish than a human torso attached to whatever a fish has down there.

[–] non_burglar@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago

How was your night on the sofa?

[–] SpitefulSprite@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

But having offspring is so much easier when she just lays her eggs and He deposits his seed over them.. 😭 lmao

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 38 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (2 children)

My favourite bit is this one from a different episode:

Fry: What's the matter compressor?

Professor Farnsworth: Nothing's the matter, Fry, now that I've turbo-charged the matter compressor.

[–] 24_at_the_withers@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

I've been quoting Farnsworth's "I don't want to live on this planet anymore" a lot lately.

[–] blitzen@lemmy.ca 48 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

I’m partial to the joke in this episode:

[Plunging the ship deep into the ocean]

“How many atmospheres of pressure can the ship take?”

“Well it’s a space ship, so somewhere between zero and one.”

[–] 24_at_the_withers@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

One of my favorites was from Bender: "Oh, but you can, but you might have to 'metaphorically' make a deal with the 'devil'. And by 'devil', I mean Robot Devil, and by 'metaphorically', I mean get your coat."

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 17 points 11 hours ago

I always think back to this one:

Leela: "that guy's turning this place into some sort of 'business'"

Professor: "this isn't a business, I've always thought of it more as a source of cheap labor ... like a family"

I don't know why I like it so much. I could see the punchline coming but how the exchange got there makes me smile every time.

[–] The_Helmet_Stays_On@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 14 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 3 points 7 hours ago

Why does this dude always have crazy eyes? What's his deal?

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago

When he meets real mermaids in the manga, isn't there one that looks exactly like this in the crowd?

[–] Ydna@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago

Mermaid vs reverse-mermaid; a classic debate

[–] benignintervention@lemmy.world 20 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

We call them land-sea lions. I tame them.

[–] Awa@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

Hail Atlanta!

[–] Flying_Hellfish@lemmy.world 13 points 13 hours ago

Umbriel: This here's a volcanic vent. The water comes out at over 4000 degrees.

Fry: No Kidding....

Umbriel: Did it just get colder?

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 18 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Good news! It's a suppository!

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 7 hours ago

Yes. Stop asking.

[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 17 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I feel like Fry didn't try hard enough. There definitely still were options, avenues to explore. By running away he just outed himself for how vanilla he is in bed.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

By running away he just outed himself for how vanilla he is in bed.

[–] datavoid@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 hours ago
[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 11 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

Reminds me of Red Dwarf:

Lister (or maybe it was Rimmer): That's a mermaid? Shouldn't it be a woman on top and fish on bottom?

Cat: No, that's the stupid way round!

Danny John-Jules absolutely crushed that role

[–] ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Yes he did. I bet he's fun as hell to hang out with too.

[–] Squibbles@lemmy.ca 11 points 15 hours ago (1 children)