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[–] stinerman@midwest.social 15 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I explained to my wife that most men would rather have a vagina attached to a fish than a human torso attached to whatever a fish has down there.

[–] non_burglar@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

How was your night on the sofa?

[–] SpitefulSprite@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

But having offspring is so much easier when she just lays her eggs and He deposits his seed over them.. 😭 lmao

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 0 points 2 months ago

I also choose that guy's dead fish