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[–] stinerman@midwest.social 12 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I explained to my wife that most men would rather have a vagina attached to a fish than a human torso attached to whatever a fish has down there.

[–] non_burglar@lemmy.world 16 points 12 hours ago

How was your night on the sofa?

[–] SpitefulSprite@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

But having offspring is so much easier when she just lays her eggs and He deposits his seed over them.. 😭 lmao