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[–] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

We used to get video games in the captain crunch box or in exchange for tokens on the crunch boxes or something to that effect... anyway that was essentially just a flash game but equally if not more interested. Got a lot of mileage out of that crunchwrare game in the 90s

[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee 19 points 6 days ago

For me, it’s the fact that every god damned program I want to use requires a fucking subscription.

Shout out to fucking Blender and GIMP and InkScape. They’re really keeping shit cool.

So sick of this “pay to play” structure we now have on EVERYTHING.

[–] 3dmvr@lemm.ee 21 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Am I misremembering or would corporate websites randomly have branded flash games

[–] MoonMelon@lemmy.ml 20 points 6 days ago (2 children)

We got a free, breakfast-themed Doom total conversion .wad in boxes of Chex. Truly a golden age.

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 1 points 3 days ago

Most Aussies of around my age can remember getting (or at least knowing someone else who got) a full copy of Age of Empires on a CD contained in Kellogg's cereal. That was truly a great time.

[–] whelk@lemm.ee 10 points 6 days ago

ChexQuest marked humanity's peak

[–] 3dmvr@lemm.ee 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I remember script based marketting gimmicks like a percy jackson bolt thag would delete elements off a website

[–] 3dmvr@lemm.ee 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

wtf happened to all the random fun gimmicks popping up, prob mobile browser support issuss

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Generally speaking, giving javascript that much control over your browser was a security hazard.

But also, firms used to have much larger staffs. It wasn't just two marketing guys in a trench coat trying to tell you they were a $10B company.

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 4 points 6 days ago

I'm pretty sure it's specifically the battery life of mobile devices that's the issue.

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

Robot Unicorn Attack was my shit.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

I'm sympathetic to the "Why does everything have to require a fucking login?"

But come on. So many of those games were just inferior reskins of classics. If you want to play Pac-Man, then play Pac-Man. You don't need to go to Lays.com and play Cheeto Crunchers, where a giant Chester Cheetah floating head chases snack foods through a maze.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 days ago

I miss Kitten Cannon so much lmao, and Madness Interactive, and addictinggames . com (which iirc died so probably don't visit and yes the website was mispelled).

[–] Mallspice@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago

I remember seeing that game with the hammer and pot and not believing it was a flash game and that people paid for it.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My website has a game on it still lol

[–] agentp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Jmilstead.com

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