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[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Use a greasy ring of Papa John’s garlic butter sauce to stick that Parmesan rim on, you got a deal

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 18 points 4 days ago

That's the world i want to live in.
Not... whatever we have now.

[–] digital_man@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] CitizenBane@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I prefer shrimp and white wine.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Venison and red wine.

Oh... I'm think I'm gonna make venison meatballs tomorrow. With a little red wine.

[–] CitizenBane@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Ah I see.

Didn't get the reference.

Here's mine

[–] cdnwaffleiron@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago

Throw in a nice chunk of fresh French bread and hell ya, I'll take that. Bah.. damn it I'm hungry...lol

[–] ms_lane@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

So what is your spaghetti policy?

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Spa day? It sounds like you are starting to say a word then stopping. Spa-ghetti? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm guessing this is a vodka sauce?

So it's a mildly clever Bloody Mary?

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 9 points 3 days ago

Is that a spaghetto?

[–] roserose56@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

One spaghettini please! loved it1

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

According to my linguistic understanding "spaghettini" would be more like

(small bits of spaghetti sold as "raketti spaghetti" in finland, favoured by children)

Whereas in the post, that's a spaghetto.

[–] roserose56@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You had to ruin my beautiful comment with your stupid knowledge, didn't you Mr smart? /Joke

I went for Martini>spaghettini, looks more catchy.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Oh my god I was too stupid to get it since I was thinking about the spaghetto as it was in the comment above yours.

Now that I get it, I'm amused. Spaghettini.

I'm gonna design one and try to make one tomorrow. Although I don't have martini glasses.

But like.. a really good vodka-marinara, then mix in some mode vodka, shake, pour, garnish with a cherry tomato and and a spaghettini (the tiny one I was referring to) and poke it through the tomato. Or tomatini?

I'm not a professional. Sorry for ruining your joke, Ms-apparently-less-high-or-more-smart-than-me.

Apologies again, totally my bad. And thank you for correcting me.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 4 days ago

This is terrible and awesome.

I need to move back to Sicily

[–] Contemporarium@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago
[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 days ago

w/ vodka sauce