this post was submitted on 06 Apr 2025
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[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

This image looks like it was by Stephen Gammel. Specifically, like it's trying to recreate Harold. But it's not Harold. Is this AI generated?

Edit: Yeah, it is. ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

[โ€“] ickplant@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I have no clue, Iโ€™m just a humble meme thief.

[โ€“] Fungah@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

My go to whenever I hear any kind of bump in the night is to grab something that can be used as a weapon and make sure I'm completely naked.

In the infinitesimally small chance it's some kind of spirit or ghoul I will try to fuck it, b cause it's what it would least expect. If it's a human intruder I will attack it, and I just assume that the shock of seeing a nearly 40 year old fully nude dad bod coming at them screaming and brandishing a weapon will create a moment of confusion that I can use to my advantage.

[โ€“] ickplant@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Sound strategy. Always keep a bat by your bed with a sock worn over the tip. That way, if they try to grab the bat out of your hand, they will just grab the sock, and it will slip off.

[โ€“] DearMoogle@lemmy.today 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

That picture pretty creepy! Reminds me of the artwork in Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark.

[โ€“] ickplant@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

You should draw a creepier picture to assert dominance.

[โ€“] Mooseford@lemmy.today 3 points 12 hours ago

Strategy seems sound.

[โ€“] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 21 points 19 hours ago

If youโ€™re bad at math, noneuclidean geometry canโ€™t hurt you

[โ€“] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 11 points 19 hours ago

Take that icemaker!

[โ€“] tetris11@lemmy.ml 7 points 19 hours ago

Ah, the Steven King defense