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[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 28 points 1 week ago (24 children)

I love that the balloons are far too small. Like they didn't understand the elements and buoyancy well enough to know the balloons have to be much larger. Not like we have negative mass particles.

[–] sroos@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago

Well, I guess they figured it'd take another 100 years to calculate that correctly, so they just winged it for the picture.

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[–] Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

They just thought they'd do everything they did back then, but on water? And with mini blimps?

Fuck being able to buy a house or afford rent, people need mini blimps! (Right, it's not just me?)

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

They just thought they'd do everything they did back then, but with balloons. They could already walk on water back then.

[–] YoiksAndAway@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago

There are two people water-walking without balloons behind the two women on the left. Time travelers? Aliens? The JFK assassins? We deserve the truth!

[–] nectar45@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I actually went to that timeline! And its more complex than you think because well yes, there technology is far cooler and more whimsical, abd yes there world is more socialistic, has more free time, better prices and less of a late stage capitalism nightmare....

But you should just see how many racial slurs those people used just this morning and half of those women cant vote and have polio.

Also I am pretty sure left-handed people got hunted to extinction for some reason

Timeline hopping is a mixed bag

[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I understand why you didn't stay in that one, but why the hell would you come back to this timeline??

[–] nectar45@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Well I went to a timeline where Reddit managed to organize a nuclear attack against Russia and it backfired HARD, a timeline where we never moved on from the 90s which sounds awesome and it was but the uncriticized ultra-consumption of those times eventually laid waste to the world, a world where JK Rowling succeded at making TERFs the mainstream feminism wave, a timeline where X is the ONLY major website left in the world and its as awful as it sounds, a timeline where being a CIS man was illegal, a timeline where Musk is president, a timeline where pernanently horny sentient sex-robots rule over humanity and a timeline where the soviet union defeated the United States during the cold war so "President" Putin is the most powerful man in the world.

So yeah...I think there is a problem with my dimensional hopper, it only sends me to "dark" timelines

[–] match@pawb.social 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Which way to the sexbot timeline?

[–] nectar45@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Its in the XYZ 234.ERE12 quantum coordinates, warn you though they are HORNY!

[–] match@pawb.social 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Back? They're just passing through

[–] nectar45@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

Yeah I will NOT be staying here, the fallout-like timeline was better which is saying something

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[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

So, they did predict the water rising.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

I meam, we did get water skiing and stuff like that.

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