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[–] Saltycracker@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

They were very into helium and balloons

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We got much better things though.

[–] wonderfulvoltaire@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Requires disposable income :(

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Balloons and watercycles wouldn't?

[–] wonderfulvoltaire@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

Balloons are surprisingly cheap for a finite gas resource

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 45 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Fucking horse in the background 💀

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No, it's just a water-walking horse.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

A Balloon Supported Water Walking Horse...BSWWH for short. Pronounced bsh!

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Literally just build a bridge, you hyper-individualistic consumer-centric assholes.

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The two Jesuses in the background don't have balloons!

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

They're on a carriage that's like pontooned at the bottom, being pulled by the horse and driver who each have their own balloons.

edit oh wait d'you mean the ones in the back right my bad dk about them

[–] MeekerThanBeaker@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Back right?

I see two in the back left and two more in the back middle without balloons. The two in the back right are the carriage passengers.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm glad we got ubiquitous smartphones instead of only rich people having flying cars.

Still, I'm promoting way, way more punk in our cyberpunk.

[–] Sauerkraut@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The rich do have flying cars. They just call them private jets. The rich own mansions (huge houses) all over the world, private islands, mega yachts that contain smaller yachts, their own submarines, and now they even have their own rocket ships

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 22 hours ago

Yeah, but the police don't hover over us in Spinners as in Bladerunner. They still have to chopper from helipad to airport and ride off in air traffic, so less in our faces.

Their superfluous greenhouse emissions fit the cyberpunk vibe though.

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

I do like how it has the sensibilities at the time. Being super dangerous to anyone who uses it.

[–] JeSuisUnHombre@lemm.ee 74 points 3 days ago (5 children)

We do have the technology for this... right?

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 121 points 3 days ago (16 children)

Absolutely, but the scale of the balloons is a bit off. Nobody would be walking shoulder to shoulder like this. For a normal-ish 170lb/77kg individual your personal balloon would have to be a little under 6.5 meters across assuming it were filled with helium.

Yes, I did the math.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 49 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You did the basic math, with your spherical balloon. What about giant cylinders? Then you could really pack it in.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 54 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sure. You could do a cylinder of three quarters of a meter across which seems like a reasonable footprint for someone to stand in. That'd only have to be, uh, 325.5 meters tall to have the same volume.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I fail to see the problem.

[–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 19 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (6 children)

Your asshole "buddy" constantly throwing sharp objects at your balloon causing you to be wet all the time and laughing as you ask your mom if she can mend your massive cylinder for the 13th time this month

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[–] tyler@programming.dev 21 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You could use hydrogen, which is less dense than helium. Then if it catches on fire like the Hindenburg you’d already be in the water.

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[–] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 3 days ago

Note that you wouldn't need 77 kg worth of bouyancy from the balloon. The shoes would provide some lift, more if you made them out of some type of foam.

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[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 55 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

Hot air balloon pilot here: We do, indeed.

This is a "Cloudhopper". It's a hot air balloon with no basket: The pilot straps a propane tank to his back and wears a climbing harness. As you can see, the pilot is, effectively, walking on water with the assistance of the balloon.

Cloudhoppers are about 20,000 to 35,000 cubic feet, 40-50 feet in diameter. They are about 1/3 to 1/2 the size of most of the balloons you might see at a fair or festival.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

This is the coolest shit I’ve seen all month. Just when you think the world is running out of interesting ideas, you come across something like this and realize you will never see it all.

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[–] Suburbanl3g3nd@lemmings.world 14 points 3 days ago

There's an episode of Nathan For You where he uses giant balloons to help someone who weighed too much to ride a horse normally. Great show

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[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (5 children)

Forget the balloons. I want that water treadmill unicycle!

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[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

I feel ripped off yet again!

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 19 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Not sure how they are walking and not just splashing in place.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And you don't have an issue with the carriage, with three people on it, where the only balloon is on the horse?

Whoever made this was an artist and sucked at physics

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[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago

If we had spent the time working on the real problems, this would have already been solved.

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[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 28 points 3 days ago (20 children)

I love that the balloons are far too small. Like they didn't understand the elements and buoyancy well enough to know the balloons have to be much larger. Not like we have negative mass particles.

[–] wizzor@sopuli.xyz 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Obviously they were assuming balloons were filled with supervacuum. We have had 100 years and not invented even that.

Truly we have failed our ancestors.

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[–] Noobnarski@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I'm pretty sure scientists back then could have told you that these balloons are too small. The person(s) who drew that picture most likely wasn't a scientist, which is why it looks how it looks.

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[–] sroos@lemm.ee 11 points 3 days ago

Well, I guess they figured it'd take another 100 years to calculate that correctly, so they just winged it for the picture.

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[–] chaitae3@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Deutscher Kakao" 🤡

"German cocoa"

[–] samuelazers@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

ah so german cacao is the red bull of the 1900s, it gives you wings.

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