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[โ€“] Agent641@lemmy.world 46 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Fucking horse in the background ๐Ÿ’€

[โ€“] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

No, it's just a water-walking horse.

[โ€“] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

A Balloon Supported Water Walking Horse...BSWWH for short. Pronounced bsh!

[โ€“] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 29 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The two Jesuses in the background don't have balloons!

[โ€“] Dasus@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

They're on a carriage that's like pontooned at the bottom, being pulled by the horse and driver who each have their own balloons.

edit oh wait d'you mean the ones in the back right my bad dk about them

Back right?

I see two in the back left and two more in the back middle without balloons. The two in the back right are the carriage passengers.

[โ€“] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm glad we got ubiquitous smartphones instead of only rich people having flying cars.

Still, I'm promoting way, way more punk in our cyberpunk.

[โ€“] Sauerkraut@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The rich do have flying cars. They just call them private jets. The rich own mansions (huge houses) all over the world, private islands, mega yachts that contain smaller yachts, their own submarines, and now they even have their own rocket ships

Yeah, but the police don't hover over us in Spinners as in Bladerunner. They still have to chopper from helipad to airport and ride off in air traffic, so less in our faces.

Their superfluous greenhouse emissions fit the cyberpunk vibe though.

[โ€“] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

We got much better things though.

[โ€“] wonderfulvoltaire@lemmy.zip 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Requires disposable income :(

[โ€“] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Balloons and watercycles wouldn't?

Balloons are surprisingly cheap for a finite gas resource

[โ€“] Saltycracker@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

They were very into helium and balloons

[โ€“] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 19 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Not sure how they are walking and not just splashing in place.

[โ€“] Maalus@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

And you don't have an issue with the carriage, with three people on it, where the only balloon is on the horse?

Whoever made this was an artist and sucked at physics

[โ€“] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 4 points 6 days ago

The carriage could be on a barge and is just being pulled by the horse. How is the horse getting traction? And why is that man using a cane on water! The small balloons could just be artistic license for the drawing.

If we had spent the time working on the real problems, this would have already been solved.

[โ€“] angrystego@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

I'd be ok with splashing. I want this!

Edit: Perhaps the shoes have keels or fins at the bottom and they use a skating-like motion to move around.

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[โ€“] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

I feel ripped off yet again!

[โ€“] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Literally just build a bridge, you hyper-individualistic consumer-centric assholes.

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I do like how it has the sensibilities at the time. Being super dangerous to anyone who uses it.

[โ€“] chaitae3@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"Deutscher Kakao" ๐Ÿคก

"German cocoa"

[โ€“] samuelazers@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

ah so german cacao is the red bull of the 1900s, it gives you wings.

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[โ€“] rational_lib@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (4 children)

Now I'm wondering why we don't attach giant balloons to ships to reduce water resistance by cutting down how much of the ship needs to be underwater. Perhaps it's because you would need more size for the balloon, and maybe the air resistance and water resistance needs to even out due to physical laws that I'm too lazy to think about?

[โ€“] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

The boat already floats. What is the point of making it lighter? Boats are handy for transporting extreme weights because water weighs more than air.

If it should fly then get a Zepplin

[โ€“] AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Any amount of water contact introduces a fair amount of drag. There may be an ideal point somewhere in the middle, but I think if you take this to it's natural conclusion you get a zeppelin.

I did a little bit of math and I think that to lift the payload capacity (including fuel and crew) of a modern day Panama canal ship you would need about a tenth of the peak U.S. helium reserve (a cube about half a kilometer long on each edge, about 1.3x longer than the long dimension of the ship)

I don't think you'd get the best fuel efficiency going upwind lol

Anything smaller would come with proportionally less downsides and at least proportionally less benefits. I doubt it could ever be a net positive in any useful metric.

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attach giant balloons to ships

[โ€“] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Sounds like you're vaguely describing a ground effect vehicle, basically a plane which coasts along the water. They're more efficient than actually flying due to exploiting the ground effect on the lift surfaces, but ultimately it's closer to a plane than a boat

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