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[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 26 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Many people don't really think about their language. They kind of snap their phrases together like a child with those big duplo blocks.

Most of the time that's fine, if a bit limiting. But occasionally you get glimpses into how communication could be clearer, or more accurate, if they thought about their words more.

I partly blame our public education system. Not enough funding, some funding misused, other problems I don't even know about. But it feels like a lot of people are barely educated, and don't have any intellectual curiosity.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

It's not enough funding or misused funding that's the problem, it's how the funds are being used that's the problem.

In my former life I worked in education finance and its eye opening.

First... Fuck Pearson, Fuck Mcgraw-Hill, Fuck Houghton Miflin Harcourt. Also fuck the companies that sell testing templates as a consumable goods.

The three biggest issues are big education companies, grant limitations and SPED mandates.

First, big education: They lobby state governments to change curriculum, even when test scores had been great. "We can always do better!" This creates an endless cycle of states updating curriculum that's not broken and schools shelling out huge sums of money for new textbooks or even worse the yearly consumables that seem to have infected every school system. These companies just always need to be selling and will strip every dollar they can from the budget every year.

Second, grant limitations: A large part of a schools budget are federal pass through grants. These can have many limitations about what percent is spent on supplies or resources and highly encourages paid hours for extra learning time. Extra learning time means kids are in school longer... Kids like adults are tapped out after a full day of school. Additional instruction time has extreme diminishing returns.

Third, SPED is Frankenstein's Monster: While SPED is well intentioned and obviously needed, legality and loopholes has caused SPED programs to spiral out of control. Now basically anyone get an IEP if their parents try hard enough and being placed in SPED can grant real educational advantages. Not only can students get breaks on testing times and other performance breaks, being placed in SPED almost always legally creates a burden for that student to be assigned more and or more expensive resources. If a child isn't placed in SPED parents can sue, and parents are winning more and more of these expensive lawsuits, causing districts to place more and more students into SPED. This causes a lopsided budget where a majority of the funds are being diverted to SPED students. Meaning non SPED have less resources, fall behind and then their parents often try to get them an IEP to be placed in SPED. It's a real problem, with no great immediate solution.

[–] Sauerkraut@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Everything you described seems like funding misuse to me. Using public funding to funnel money to private interests is corrupt af. The teachers aren't to blame here, this is just what capitalism does, it corrupts everything it touches.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Really only the first point is corruption and corruption can exist in any system.

A lot of it is misaligned priorities and people and institutions who are unwilling to talk about and fix the hard issues.

I am not a programmatic expert, but I would suggest allowing more educator autonomy and they need to rewrite contracts to allow bonuses or raises for high performing teachers beyond what most current union negotiations entail.

[–] Smokeydope@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The inefficacy of current public education system is a feature not a bug. The rulers want workers just smart enough to measure inches and run the machines to keep the money printers flowing. But not smart enough to realize just how badly they're getting fucked over by a system that sold out and threw them overboard before they were even born. You need high level language and a general understanding of history to comprehend high level abstractions that govern human hierarchy. Ill bet 5$ on which subjects are getting most cuts in public schools.

[–] Sauerkraut@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago

some funding misused

MASSIVE funding misuse. Most of the funding goes to the school boards, admins, and giving children brain damage playing tackle football.

I have a friend that effectively has a PhD in computer science with a teaching cert, he applied to teach some computer course at a local highschool but they gave it to a football coach instead.

Until we reform education, abolish private schools, and adopt standards from other countries, education in the US is unlikely to ever improve.

[–] minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 85 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"I am furthering the ado. Pray I do not further it any further."

[–] tacobellhop@midwest.social 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I love the smell of ado in the morning

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Frankly, my dear, I don't give ado.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Ado, ado, to you and you and you.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Much ado about nothing.

Wait...

[–] Lolseas@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Y'all hear that banger from Rammstein?

Ado, goodbye, auf Wiederseh'n. Den letzten Weg musst du alleine geh'n. Ein letztes Lied, ein letzter Kuss, Kein Wunder wird gescheh'n. Ado, goodbye, auf Wiederseh'n. Die Zeit mit dir war schön!

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.org 127 points 3 days ago (11 children)
[–] libra00@lemmy.world 46 points 3 days ago

<3 sponsorblock

[–] M137@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago (4 children)

This is included in the modded Android YouTube app ReVanced: https://revanced.app/

That's the official site with links to their github and socials, beware of the many fake sites with similar URLs.

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[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Much Ado About Today's Sponsor

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago (5 children)

As I was grabbing my things, the lady ringing me up at goodwill said “last but not least, your receipt.”

I got to my car before I thought “what part of this transaction could be less than the receipt?”

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"Would you like to sign up for our newsletter with your email or phone number"

[–] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

"Before you go, please select on this pad how you would rate your shopping experience today"

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[–] Nougat@fedia.io 59 points 3 days ago (5 children)
[–] answersplease77@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Ado III: The Furthering

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

electric boongado

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[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

The extra comment is the like the ado in this meme

[–] UntitledQuitting@reddthat.com 8 points 2 days ago

i was today years old when i discovered that ado and adieu were in fact different words

[–] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

One might even say, much ado about nothing...

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[–] fakeplastic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 3 days ago (1 children)

On cable once they came out with DVRs you could skip the ado. Now there are unskippable ados and it's much worse.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Anything's skipable if you try hard enough

Just a lot easier on a computer than TV. https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/sponsorblock/

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[–] Ilixtze@lemm.ee 11 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Me whenever youtuber uses the word "deconstruction" as "taking apart"

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[–] libra00@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Also this usually follows 2-3 minutes of just waffling about bullshit. It doesn't help if you put your 'further ado' ahead of that statement either, jackass, just get to the damned point.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I hated this in the early days of minecraft modding. "see video below for install instructions". The video is 30 minutes long, all I need to know is which modloader this uses or do I dump it in the .jar

[–] libra00@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Ugh, I dunno what it was specifically about minecraft videos, maybe that's just what was popular at the point in time where the algorithm worked the way it did to encourage it or something, but they were the fucking WORST about this.

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[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Also, some people will type "without further adieu," which is similarly infuriating.

[–] graff@lemm.ee 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] graff@lemm.ee 19 points 3 days ago

When the ado furthers

[–] match@pawb.social 13 points 3 days ago

the furthest ado

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