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[–] smokinliver@sopuli.xyz 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Nice meme

Fuck Jack Daniels though

[–] Condiment2085@lemm.ee 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] Plastic_Ramses@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

It's garbage whiskey?

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Last housemate was a Alcoholic. This was essentially his diet.

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago

Isn't it amazing what the human body is capable of?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 3 days ago

Boil the ramen in the whiskey.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Thought that was a pint (375 ml) bottle in the first pic, but its as big as the 5th (750 ml) in the second picture. Is that a plastic 5th?

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

375ml pint? Confused European noises

[–] cfi@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Its a holdover from the time before liquor started being sold in metric quantities. It's not consistent at all, a pint is 375ml, a half pint is 200ml. A 5th, for fifth of a gallon, is 750ml. The names are used because they visually resemble the old containers. They are slowly falling out of use, but replacement terms haven't really stuck and just stating the ml doesn't have the same charm.

Worth noting this just applies to booze. A pint of milk here means a US pint of milk (~473ml). Same goes for beer

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yea we call 200mls a half pint and 375 a pint. Confused American noises. Some of those imperial terms have stuck, but I have made the full switch in my head to metric as far as volume goes.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago

If I ordered a pint and got anything less than 500ml I'd be pissed haha.

[–] jpreston2005@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Back when I was an active alcoholic, I'd go through one of those a day. That was my version of moderation 🙃

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I don’t think that’s a 750 ml, it’s a pretty small bottle relative to the ramen packets. I think that’s actually just a weirdly shaped pint bottle in the second photo

https://www.marketviewliquor.com/product/jack-daniels-tennessee-whiskey-375ml

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Ok yea you are probably right. I forgot the 375s also have a square bottle. Worked at a couple liquor stores, we only carried the slim plastic ones.

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

We call it a Mickey in Canada, not a pint. Fun

[–] fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Now I need to know where that came from.

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Not sure. Just always been called that.

We also got the Texas Mickey too! 3000ml bottles

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If I wasn't boycotting America right now, I'd absolutely get one of those.

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

Ever try Canadian club whisky as a replacement? They also have Texas Mickey

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Jesus Christ, I haven’t seen those before! What’s that cost?!

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

No clue, pretty sure it's not being sold because it's American, but the Smirnoff Texas Mickey is like 122cdn

https://www.lcbo.com/en/smirnoff-vodka-27060

Reviews like 'tastes like highschool' reminice very well over here.

[–] Devmapall@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago

Thanks for that link. I've seen plastic fifths like that before but I've never seen a pint shaped like that.

[–] Master@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago

I miss shopping meals one day at ajtime.

[–] mienshao@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 1 points 3 days ago

Ramen is delicious