Letting your text editor write your code, not using version control... I don't feel sad at all. Hope lesson was learned.
this post was submitted on 21 Mar 2025
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Git wasn't the first version control software. I remember using sccs back in 1991 and apparently it was written all the way back in 1972 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Source_Code_Control_System
At least they were humble and didn't blame it entirely on Cursor... they also blamed Claude.
"Developer"
"my" 4 months of "work"
Those are the ones easily replaced by AI. 99% of stuff "they" did was done by AI anyway!
I just want to pause a moment to wish a "fuck you" to the guy who named an AI model "Cursor" as if that's a useful name. It's like they're expecting accidental google searches to be a major source of recruitment.
they are the first thing that comes up when searching "cursor" in both ddg and google, so I think they're doing ok
Yes, that is the problem I wanted to acknowledge, thank you for clarifying.
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Fake developer doesn't use version control. Big surprise.
Don't trust anyone who can't spell 'oops'.
It's a scary amount of projects these days managed by a bunch of ZIP files:
- Program-2.4.zip
- Program-2.4-FIXED.zip
- Program-2.4-FIXED2.zip
- Program-2.4-FIXED-final.zip
- Program-2.4-FIXED-final-REAL.zip
- Program-2.4-FIXED-FINAL-no-seriously.zip
- Program-2.4-FINAL-use-this.zip
- Program-2.4-FINAL-use-this-2.zip
- Program-2.4-working-maybe.zip
- Program-2.4-FINAL-BUGFIX-LAST-ONE.zip
- Program-2.4-FINAL-BUGFIX-LAST-ONE-v2.zip
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this guy would have force pushed onto main about 10 mins after this if he did have git
And then lost the reflog by rm -rfing the project and cloning it again.
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The first version control system I ever used was CVS and it was first released in 1986 so it was already old and well established when I first came to use it.
Anyone in these past forty years not using a version control system to keep track of their source code have only themselves to blame.
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Forget git. Sending zip files into discord once in a while it the way to go.
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Just a heads up, it you don't know how to use cli git in 2025 you're probably a shit developer. There are undoubtedly exceptions, but I would argue not knowing version control intimately makes you a bad developer.
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Don't worry, I'm sure Cursor will be able to clobber your git history and force push to master any day now
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Just save your prompts and vibes in a Google doc dude
Good thing it's deterministic, oh wait 😃
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It's actually reassuring to see that despite all warnings and doomsayers there will still be opportunities for programmers capable of solving problems using natural intelligence.
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svn was invented in 2000
CVS was invented in 1986
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if this is real, that's the kind of people who should be worried about being replaced by an ai
it's also Claude
lmao
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You need a USB C “Power Ctrl+Z” key. Unlike the regular Ctrl+Z key one of these bad boys is capable of reversing edits across system reboots until as far back as when you originally plugged it in.
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I made a game engine and a game back in highschool, but all that code is lost because I didn't know how to use git. I knew git existed (and even knew enough to know it was better than mercurial or svn), but I was too lazy to learn.
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