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Having a vasectomy was the best thing I did for my couple sex life.
Now it's just worry free creampies all the time.
If you're a man, get a vasectomy. They're super quick, and can be easily reversed. Unlike a woman getting her tubes tied, no hospital stay/visit and only a local anesthetic.
Mine was done in my doctor's office and I spent more time laying down after than it took to complete. And no stitches!
Highly recommended.
It is important to know that they are not easily reversible and not as cheap to reverse So I won't be that light-hearted about it but yeah, they're generally pretty simple to get and Might be possible to reverse
Nah, vasectomies cost money, celibacy is free
Plus you get your wizard powers after 30
I also had a vasectomy. Mine came with a free panic attack. Luckily my urologist was really good and started tossing out all sorts of corny dick jokes. It legitimately helped.
That said, I was in and out within an hour and got to jack off as much as I wanted with zero guilt (I was mormon at the time - that's relevant, I promise). Cannibal Corpse made an appearance in my toilet the first couple times.
My wife, on the other hand, had to go to the OR to get her tubal litigation done. She chose to do so as a result of RvW being repealed. But we don't need to worry about condoms, which is nice, since she has a latex allergy.
Real men do their own vasectomy.
I used a kitchen knife while biting on a leather belt.
Balling on a budget
~~Balling~~ on a budget
got a vaccination two years ago and I live carefree. :) edit: got autocorrected, I meant vasectomy ^^
And here I thought the autism they gave you were bad enough.
haha
Chemical castration?
no. got my tubes snipped.
Your comment got autocorrected to "vaccination". Just FYI.
Kinda like a vaccine against kids in a way
Take your upvote and get out
They never really check
There's the pill