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[–] SuperCub@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This post is brought to you by big pillow.

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For only $9,999.99, buy our perfect pillow! The only pillow you can sleep with. Now with extended durability, lasts a whole 6 months!

[–] LeninOnAPrayer@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Sounds like a good subscription plan service.

[–] match@pawb.social 6 points 1 day ago

I'm going to get one perfect porcelain pillow and live like an emperor

[–] Devanismyname@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

Pfft two. I'm using 3 pillows. One for my head, one to hug, one to go on top of my head to block out sound and make me feel secure.

[–] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You gotta game the system man. One big good pillow and one lil bitch pillow. You will sleep like a king

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

This is what I do. 10/10 would recommend.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 68 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's why you don't buy all your pillows from the same supplier.

[–] Kumasousa@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 days ago

Fking hell, I knew it!

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I suffered for so long and then finally caved and bought a custom-fit pillow for side sleeping. Literally had to go to a physio to measure the space between my neck and the end of my shoulder. It was some of the best $200 I have ever spent, I cannot recommend it enough.

[–] kopasz7@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What does a pillow like that look like? Got a pic?

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (8 children)

It's one of these bad boys. Mine is specifically for side sleeping but they have back sleeper ones too.

[–] DogEarBookmark@reddthat.com 21 points 2 days ago (3 children)

My problem is I sleep on all sides at any given moment. Never finding true comfort

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[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why does that cost so much? It's just a different shape it can't cost that much more to make than a normal pillow lol

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

The material is significantly better than other memory foam pillows of similar shape that I've had, but I suspect part of it is the gimmick too of like a medically approved custom sized pillow. I've had it for about a year now though and unlike other memory foam ones I've had, it's kept its shape very well and is still as comfortable as when I first got it.

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[–] Pissman2020@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

I sliced a memory foam pillow to half thickness with a single edge razor and put it in the same case as a firm pillow. It's stiff as fuck for the first week or 2, but hoo boy is it the best pillow I've ever had. My wife kept stealing my pillow, so she got the other half of the foam pillow

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 41 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I figured it out. I bought a fancy $100 pillow that a certain hotel uses which is fucking bliss. Underneath that I have the flattest most useless "idea" of a pillow I've had for years. Combined it is the perfect amount of pillow. I can't recommend enough purchasing a high quality pillow though, it's a game changer for real.

[–] Kuvwert@lemm.ee 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 35 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I use three like a fucking king

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Rookie numbers! I unironically use 7 pillows. 3 for the head, 1 for my back (so I can sleep on my side and lean against the wall), 1 between my legs, and 2 to sandwich my feet into.

[–] trueheresy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 2 days ago

Holy shit, after years of trying to convince my wife to join Reddit it turns out you were here on Lemmy all along.

[–] vivi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

3 is a king, 7 is a fucking deity

[–] TomAwsm@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

"If man is 5 and the devil is 6, then that must make me 7"

When I stay in a hotel I take all four pillows and make use of them. I should steal the guest room pillows at home.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 2 days ago (6 children)

I have a scaleable pillow that you can put more or less layers into. :D

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 18 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I have a feather pillow that completely collapses under the weight of my head. I guess I just need the essence of a pillow.

That type is ideal for back sleepers!

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[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 days ago

Also, memory foam pillows.

Never using anything else.

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[–] upandup@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

“ my opponent has gone too far!”

“ my opponent hasn’t gone too far enough!”

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[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have a big ass square pillow that I can fold over at my own leasure

[–] DogEarBookmark@reddthat.com 5 points 2 days ago

Where do I uh... I mean what would you call uh... can I just...

[–] gazby@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Shredded foam, pretty much any kind, with a zippered end for adjusting. Toss it in the dryer on cool for 10m when it loses it's floof.

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Buy a blowup doll and inflate it juuuuust right.

2 pillow connoisseur here, it's not perfect but it's def better than being a 1 pillow andy.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I have a single oversized pillow, it's the best.

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Replace bed with hammock, no need for pillow

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What I need is a pillow that is very soft and conformal on the bottom, with a kind of rigid foamy part on top. I sleep on my side with my arm under my head and I need a pillow that molds to my arm but keeps it separate from my head so I don't pinch my sclipula.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

wdym two is perfect

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