this post was submitted on 20 Feb 2025
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[–] hansolo@lemm.ee 16 points 2 days ago

...I should get some Linux t-shirts...

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

There's no emphasis on upvoting though, ha! get owned ai

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Speak for yourself. It's my sacred oath to upvote only the choicest of memes.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 63 points 2 days ago

Hey it says we're the best! Wooo!

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 51 points 2 days ago

Decentralized boredom at its finest

I feel seen.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 44 points 2 days ago

I prefer boredom to assholes that exploit emotions.

[–] DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I give it a 5/10. No mention of beans, unix socks, or tankies.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago
[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

All true, and it's still vastly more interesting than Xitter...

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

The Chris Kattan of AI. In that it isn't funny, it is subservient to fascists, and is likely a repeat sex offender.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

wait what's this now about chris kattan being subservient to fascists?

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

His politically on the right.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 days ago

i did not know that

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I hadn't heard about the sexual allegations, I don't think. When?

[–] maplebar@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

Imagine being the type of person who has conversations with Elon Musk's computer and trying to roast anybody. Wild.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Ha! Wrong! I have a GNU T-shirt, not a Linux one!

...that's not any better though, is it? Hmm.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago
[–] solidgrue@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Grok's got some jokes.

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 days ago

The only "insults" in there is "too many" and "boredom". That is a weak first round.

Speaking the truth can be boring, not that LLMs could relate and the only "too many", that grok should be concerned about, is the "too many" liters of water that it is wasting to produce such a weak and boring roast. If you kill the planet at least make it fun.

[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago

And I enjoy being a Linux nerd, so suck it Grok.

[–] mortalic@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

I mean yeah, but also, come at me... Oh right you can't figure out which instance to join.... Mmmmkay

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 days ago

I don't own any Linux Tshirts and I barely upvote anything at all.

Not having global karma counts, and keeping it constrained to just a given post or comment is a feature, not a bug... we should hopefully know by now that karmawhoring reinforces and lobotomizes the hivemind.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

And they said GenAI couldn't be creative lmao

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Wonder if Grok understands its own words.

[–] blaue_Fledermaus@mstdn.io 18 points 2 days ago

LLMs are just statistical models, all they know is how likely a text fragment is to appear near another text fragment.

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago

Grok does not grok Grok.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

I don't own a single Linux t-shirt

...anymore

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He's right about you nerds and your Linux shirts

[–] I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I've only got a Compaq one.

How did it know I have too many linux T-shirts.

[–] Demigodrick@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago

How does it know about all of my tshirts?!

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Pretty illegible on a phone

[–] hand@lemmy.studio 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It says;

Lemmy: Mastodon's even nerdier sibling that's all about "federation" and "open-source." It's like Reddit for people who own too many Linux T-shirts and think upvoting is a sacred duty. Decentralized boredom at its finest.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Thank you!

And that's a pretty funny roast 😁

[–] cheezoid2@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

I dunno, it sounds kinda great to me. I’m sold!

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I only have one Linux shirt - the awesome upside down command line guide XKCD one. My beard has grown in since, and I have not needed Randall Munroe’s help to navigate my system for many years, but it’s a fun shirt.

Damn, that thing is running on a 5090, it's on fire!