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What kind of horseshit twist is that? Are you literally 14, OP? "There's an immortality pill, but OH NOES π± it goes in your BUTT πππ!!!!" Have you considered writing for Black Mirror?
I'm taking it even if it's the size of a horsecock, regardless of which hole it goes in.
What we've learned from this exercise is that Baumgeist takes horse cock up the butt.
Who would say "no" to this??
The same kind of people who donβt wash their ass because they think it would make them gay.
People think suppository is a 4 letter word. "Oh put something in my colon for immortality?! Never!" Honestly the world would be best without that sort of thinking.
Conservatives
If subconscious fear of rectal insertions is what finally makes conservatism an evolutionary downside, so be it.
People that dont want to experience climate and societal collapse I guess
Theres a lot of places I would gladly insert a lot of things if it stopped aging
Seems like a no brainier. You'd get used to taking it.
I bet with time you could just hold the pill flat on your hand, reach back and your asshole would gobble it up like a horse.
Mmm, would eat it like a good olβ big chungus
Um hell yes. And if it were a suppository, we'd all quickly get used to some butthole time every morning
Even those of us who don't enjoy putting things up our butts eventually get used to doing it anyway. It's just another body part.
(Folks, if your butthole hurts, go to the doctor already. Hemorrhoids, anal fissures, and other butthole problems are quite treatable. Don't let them get worse.)
Who is going to reject this?
Yes.
This is a definitely yes question. No other side effects? Sign me up!!
Sign me up. Even if there's side effects like nausea or whatever. I'll do whatever it takes to stop my bones hurting more every year.
But what if it doesn't make you younger? So you'll still stay your current age, with all the chronic stuff you already have.
I'm 34. Yes, my bones hurt, but it's not terrible and I'd rather stay 34 forever (or at least drastically slow my aging, like if there were serious side effects I could take one every two days and effectively double my longevity).
I'll be my age forever, perfectly ok with that. Make taking the bum pill part of a daily exercise routine.
Can I give one to each of my dogs as well?
Yes and yes.
Sure. By mouth, by butt, by injection, by patch, whatever. Yes.
Iβd be taking them two at a time!
What kinda question is this? I already take plenty of pills daily, I would do much worse things to not age.
Hell yeah, even in suppository form, which isnt super convenient but worth it for the benefit There is so much I want to do!
Only if the way of injection is a big cock
If I take 2, would that stop aging for one day and then reverse for another? Because I'm gonna need about 20 years worth of those up my ass, stat!
That depends, does it prevent me from dying at a normal age? If so fuck that I don't wanna outlive everyone I know and care about. If it just keeps me looking and feeling young, then sign me tf up my guy.
But, did you consider you also get to watch all your enemies get old and die? I'm so glad I get to hear that Trump died at some point. Hopefully soon...
Yes. Is the drug harvested from the brains of hyper intelligent whales from another planet? If so, then hell yes.
Without hesitation. I'd happily become Hayden from Doom and live indefinitely as long as my consciousness is a continuity of the original.
I mean like, give me true immortality, I will willingly experience the heat death of this universe / big snap / w.e, and welcome the new universe.
I would take it just so my body doesn't deteriorate but I don't want to delay death either. Need more info.