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Sticky Comics by Christiann MacAuley for January 28, 2025 | GoComics.com

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[–] fuzzyleonardo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

The best thing about making a guillotine is that you learn woodworking AND blacksmithing. Gotta make sure that blade is up to standard.

[–] staz2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Don't stick your dick in that. Don't.

"How to build a bomb..."

"... in Minecraft"

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Can we talk about this? Because, it's 2025 now.

You could easily take that table saw and incorporate it into the design.

[–] fallingcats@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Sounds a lot bloodier and more painful. I'd like to think what separates us from the wealth hoarders is our compassion and empathy.

[–] technomad@slrpnk.net 22 points 19 hours ago

I'm happy she's using her PPE and a helper tool for the table saw. Good job 👍

[–] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 5 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

At that size it's either for children, hands or penises.

[–] racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml 3 points 14 hours ago

You certainly think highly about yourself, sir.

[–] Lexam@lemmy.world 23 points 23 hours ago

I bought a table saw last year so I could start doing wood working. Yep it makes a good table.

[–] dmention7@lemm.ee 13 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

What is that, a guillotine for.... oh. oh no.

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 13 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Killing the rich and the king?

[–] dmention7@lemm.ee 11 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Ok. I was thrown off by the waist-height and suspiciously small neck hole.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 13 hours ago

I mean, you don't usually place someone in a guillotine as they're standing upright

[–] BurnedDonutHole@ani.social 13 points 1 day ago

That escalated quickly...

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I just made a tiny baseball bat.

[–] kubica@fedia.io 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Infynis@midwest.social 9 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

To squash the bourgeoisie!

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 3 points 10 hours ago

And the tiny one is for breaking the knee caps of the ownership class!

[–] technomad@slrpnk.net 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago
[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world -4 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

I believe suicide is not the answer guys. If you can't handle being away from social media, remember there is people out there who survive, nay, thrive without it. Also, there are more healthy ways to socialize, you don't have to kill yourself lmao 🤣

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 9 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

If you thought this was promoting suicide, you either don't understand the connotation of a guillotine, or have been living under a rock for... the last hundred years