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Vice President JD Vance said Saturday that "we believe fundamentally that big tech does have too much power," despite the prominent positioning of tech CEOs at President Trump's inauguration last week.

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[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 25 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Translation: he thinks they're not fascist enough.

[–] vonbaronhans@midwest.social 6 points 4 days ago

That is, unfortunately, what I think this means, too.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 301 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Ikr?? Did you hear about that one tech bro Nazi who wormed his way into the government?!

[–] teft@lemmy.world 109 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (6 children)

Or how about Vance’s mentor Peter Thiel? Did he forget about him?

Sounds like they want to limit “bad” tech companies but reward the ring kissers.

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[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 64 points 5 days ago (2 children)

HOW THE FUCK DOES HE THINK HE GOT ELECTED

[–] __nobodynowhere@lemm.ee 18 points 5 days ago

He's playing a part.

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[–] Guntrigger@sopuli.xyz 157 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Blink twice if you're locked in a tech billionaire's basement right now

[–] hsr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 6 days ago (3 children)

AI Vance is giving interviews while the real Vance is locked up in Altman's $500bn black site. The next iteration must learn not to criticize big tech, clearly a lot of room for improvement.

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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 34 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Funny thing for a guy who just got bankrolled into the vice presidency by big tech to say.

Also, shut the fuck up, no one cares what a vice president thinks.

[–] alvvayson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 4 days ago (2 children)

You don't understand. This is tech tribal war.

"Big Tech" is Apple, Google, Microsoft, OpenAI and Meta. Companies which were fully allied with the Democrats, and which were king of the tech hill until now.

Musk, Thiel and Ellison (Tesla, Palantir and Oracle) are allied with Trump. Lets call them "Tech B".

Vance is doing code speak for: Tech B is gonna break Big Tech up and take top spot.

And Big Tech knows this, which is why they are scrambling to get into Trumps good graces and trying to get Trump on their side.

They have more money and influence right now and they are trying to leverage that to keep top spot.

And Trump is just letting the two teams bid up each other for his favour.

[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 4 points 4 days ago

Yeah, except there have been defections from Big Tech to Tech B, the prime example being Meta. Zuckerbot has gone and kissed the ring, and has shifted Meta to push more rightwing lies. And OpenAI has been Musk-adjacent from its start, so I'm not sure where it should go. And I'd use Xitter as the Musk example rather than Tesla, since Tesla's primarily a carmaker, not a tech company, despite its doing clever things with batteries now and then.

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[–] vonbaronhans@midwest.social 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

If Harris had won, I think I'd want to hear Tim Walz' opinion on everything. In his own words, live on a stream or something like that. I bet it would've been absolutely wild to hear this Midwestern dad give his takes on AI.

Edit: grammar mistakes

[–] pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Didn't Apple, Google, Microsoft, Amazon, Meta all donated much more to Harris than to Trump? It's more like he got elected despite the big tech influence. Which explains why he's saying against them.

[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 days ago

I don't know how to link comments across instances correctly, but you should see the other comment in reply to the same person you replied to, posted 4 hours before yours. It answers the very question you are asking. From @alvvayson@lemmy.dbzer0.com

[–] yildolw@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

Peter Thiel's mole says that? Maybe Peter Thiel is hoping to take over Google for cheap or something

[–] kbal@fedia.io 115 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Help the poor! (by cutting taxes for the rich)

Fix social media! (by forcing them to allow hate speech)

Stop the war! (by forcing Ukraine to surrender)

Fight inflation! (by imposing tariffs on everything)

[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 70 points 6 days ago (2 children)

End genocide! (by encouraging them to finish the genocide already so we can build some hotels over the charred corpses)

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[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 59 points 5 days ago

JD is starting to realize that there is a second group chat

[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Did he ask step-daddy Musk before making that statement?

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[–] fne8w2ah@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

They sure don't understand irony, do they?

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 10 points 4 days ago

Yeah we know. They're using it to help your idiot boss, ya lumpy potato.

[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 27 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

I read this as him attempting to stand up to Elon and regain some of the political relevance he had before he joined the Trump ticket. Of course, it's not gonna work. He's gonna get curb-stomped (potentially literally, at this point), and by 2028, the Democrats will be campaigning with him.

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Shame it's too late for the Democrats to wheel out Henry Kissinger and Robert E Lee to campaign with.

[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

It's 2032. The Democratic ticket is Mike Pence and J.D. Vance. Their key issue is immigration, where they argue that immigrants should be sent to labor camps instead of exterminated. They are easily defeated by Trump, who's entire campaign consists of telling incoherent stories about celebrities until he trails off into a series of racial slurs. The Democrats believe they lost by being too soft on immigration, but they're optimistic that they can have a productive relationship with Vice President Benjamin Netanyahu.

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 30 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Don't let President Musk hear you say that.

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

JD Vance says some tech companies won't play along with Proj. 2025.

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 51 points 5 days ago

Vance: But Peter, won't everyone realize that you just bought the vice presidency by supporting me?

Thiel: Just tell them "tech people bad" or some shit, they'll be none the wiser.

[–] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 days ago

Oh hey, he's saying the thing the Democrats should have campaigned on.

[–] lightsblinken@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

"... too much more power than me"

[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 47 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Vice President JD Vance said Saturday that “we believe fundamentally that big tech does have too much power,” despite the prominent positioning of tech CEOs at President Trump’s inauguration last week.

Oh - but not those Big Tech guys, they're cool.

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[–] DemandtheOxfordComma@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Probably. If I were Vance, whether the Never Trump thing was genuine or I was just a power hungry asshole, I'd be positioning myself to look like the sane one in the administration so that I could remove Trump via the 25th in 2027 and be hailed as the guy who saved America from him. I'd also be egging Trump and Musk on to be as terrible as possible as publicly as possible.

[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 30 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Something we actually agree on.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 31 points 5 days ago (2 children)

100% guarantee this pissfit about big tech is just because Musk is sitting where he thought he'd be.

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[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

You really don't, though.

You mean you want technology that serves the public good.

Propeller Cap over here is just pissy he hasn't hijacked it like a government.

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

First true thing couch fucker has said considering Big Tech basically owns the Trump admin.

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[–] Rinox@feddit.it 22 points 5 days ago (2 children)

The US night of the long knives has come

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[–] squid_slime@lemm.ee 18 points 5 days ago (4 children)
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[–] inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Except he’s Peter thiels human toy?

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[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 31 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Wasn’t he hand selected by Peter Thiel?

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago

Which means he will likely be found not to be part of "Big Tech". For some reason.

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[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I agree, but I also think the same about him (and he basically has no power until Trump chokes on a filet-o-fish).

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[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)

We got what we want, now we vilify them.

Where have we seen this before? Oh right. Fascism.

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[–] jameslkent@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 5 days ago

Nobody bought the $JD coin 😢😭

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 19 points 5 days ago

They are literally pulling a Hitler/Putin. What the actual fuck. Have people in the party say things that that your opponents agree with just to give the illusion that the ruler is fair and has a wide variety of view points to consider.

This administration needs to be over last Monday.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 17 points 5 days ago

Big tech has too much power!

That's why we let them pay us large sums of money so that we let them do whatever the fuck they want. Apparently Facebook now blocks distrowatch links, one of the bigger sites about Linux, and Linux got labeled as something something evil.. this, of cout, has nothing to do with Microsoft, it's just totally coincidental

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 5 days ago

A broken clock is right twice a day.

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