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[–] dudeami0@lemmy.dudeami.win 79 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] zante@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago

Thank you .

[–] csm10495@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

It's been too many years since I've played on a tire swing.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago

Why'd you implement so much that they didn't want to pay for? Should have died in the planning phase.

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Honestly the release version looks way more appealing.

[–] leisesprecher@feddit.org 7 points 1 week ago

Yeah, it's a budget Wurstbrot, but perfectly serviceable.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I think it's the wurst. SCNR

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That looks like real bread

yeah, not quite as good as German sour dough, but at least real good french bread :)

[–] RandomlyRight@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

Über n Salamibrot geht halt nix

[–] vane@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

The picture is completly wrong. The release should be just a paper wrap or a box without a burger.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Just from the pic, I bet $10 that the second burger is the best one pictured. The first is the one where the patty is full of sawdust and covered in Vaseline for shine, the mayo is Elmer's and the cheese is plastic, so it looks good for the commercial.

[–] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago

this also applies to group projects at school (particularly first 2 steps)

[–] lzccr@programming.dev 1 points 1 week ago

"you get what you paid for" lol