I wish I had 25 million dollars ... This is my kind of tacky. This house was built for meeeee~
this post was submitted on 18 Jan 2025
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos
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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
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It reminds me if those eye spy books kids have. Where's waldo?
I saw this in a Ryan George video making fun of these kinds of houses. Worth a watch if you enjoy this kind of thing I guess? 🤷
The interior is... overwhelming... too much input
How much staff you need to keep such mansion clean?
If a sleeve tattoo was a house
The tension between exquisite craftsmenship, gaudy, and hoarding is amazing. Every single wall is lined with things, nothing really flows together, and it's super obvious that the people who built this place, along with a lot of the furniture, were very skilled.
I kinda love it. I don't think I'd want to live there, but it looks amazingly creative.
I like the Viking boat room - it's the one that looks the least like Sheogorath sneezed in it.
This is what renaissance people thought future would be like
I agree ! There are a lot of cool things in there. I still think this is a ridiculous size for a house, but it fits the overall theme I guess.
I might not want to make the exact same design choices, but I do think the house reflects a lot of the owners' personalities, in a great way.
Or at least 79 of their personalities!
This is so over the top that it loops back around and I love it now actually
Same. I bet you're always seeing something new since every flat surface is covered in something.
Apart from the urinal. Plain steel, no embellishment. And the sauna - plain wood, not even a carving or a ceramic tile.
...yeah, my inner twelve-year-old would rock this house so hard: blockbuster party friday night, cartoons saturday morning, bike ride to the candy store then GI joes in the backyard saturday afternoon, SNICK followed by staying up way too late playing D+D saturday night, more D+D sunday morning, then jetski rides and a hot dog cookout before wrapping up the weekend with amazing stories, the young indiana jones chronicles, star trek, and finally falling asleep in my bunk bed...
Me: 209 photos? There can't be that many details... Oh my.
I'm prepared to let them off as there are two slides and the dining table is a Viking ship.
"that's such a beautiful location! How bad can the inside- oh sweet baby Jesus what's going on here?"
But to be honest I think I'd rather have this than the soulless minimalistic monochromatic design we see everywhere these days
But to be honest I think I'd rather have this than the soulless minimalistic monochromatic design we see everywhere these days
You mean one of those homes that strives so hard to make it look like nobody lives in it?
That's the ones.
That “beautiful location” will probably be under water in a few years. Not to mention the shitty government in Florida you would have to put up with if you lived there.
I'm also short about $25 million so it's all a moot point anyway 🤷♂️
I like how there are ceiling anchors for hanging hammocks, benches, and sex swings from.
"I want to live in a themed restaurant with shitty, overpriced food, but more."
What. the. fuck.
So bad it's soooo good.
I want to eat a heroic dose of LSD and spend the day in that place.
There is a whole ass dinnig table between the stove and the sink. And the cables mess in the pheasant room ? So much space and yet a dual purpose bathroom and kitchen room ? The general arragement feels very... caravan ? vacation rental ? also some highly impractical stuff in there.
However, I am JEALOUS of the storage space. Man, what do you need all of that for ? Also, there seems to be a swan bidet, which is very fun and I genuenely dig the idea of a frog themed bathroom (maybe not this exact one). I can't bring myself to hate the giraffe chair, it's very fun. Actually, a fair amount of the decor is fine in isolation, some the carved doors look really nice ! The quantity however, it's a lot.
Which one is the pheasant room?
specifically, picture number 97 not quite on the bottom right corner, along the pillar-type thing.
Wow what kind of ghetto ass shit is that in a house like this. I'm guessing this place is being used as an AirBnB or something.
That's also the vibe I get.
This one is also pretty bad chrismarkcastle.com/gallery-1
Everything about this looks like it's part of a failed theme park that they salvaged and are trying to sell as a home
The slide next to the main stairs gets me everytime.
The sauna looked ok. That's about the nicest thing I have to say about that monstrosity.
This is objectively a bad sauna 
these people are not sauna people.
This is what a 
sauna can 
if you prioritise the experience.
Yes, that was my thoughts too.
It was possibly just as bad, but maybe all the paint dried up and flaked off...
The house doesn’t look that ba…. Oh. Oh my
I'd be in 107 with an icepack over my eyes..
$25 mil for that? 🙄
Ooh it’s safe from space lasers!
Edit: YE GODS!! that interior!!
I had no idea interior design can make you slightly sea sick!