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[–] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This isn't everywhere. In German, many birds have pretty unique names: Amsel, Spatz, Kuckuck, Uhu, Eule and so on.

[–] VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Those are blackbird, sparrow, cuckoo, eagle owl, owl. The one in the meme is a Gelbkopf-Schwarzstärling ("yellowhead blackstärling")

So, not that different, I'd say.

[–] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 1 points 1 day ago

You do have a point. Seems like there are quite a few "new" names in each language and then some weirdly descriptive ones for specific birds.

[–] Zementid@feddit.nl 1 points 1 day ago

In Germany we have lots of names that are the descriptions. Stirnlappenbasilisk ist quite descriptive...

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Petition to rename this the black-bodied yellowbird

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

I believe you mean "Black-Breasted Yellow Tit"

[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 73 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Purple-headed purplebird...

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You mean white breasted purple tit.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago

White titted purple booby

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 days ago

I hate that either of these names could be right.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] LGTM@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 day ago

You know, this ain't so bad

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 10 points 2 days ago

Fr though that's a cool bird

[–] umbraroze@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My favourite example of a straight-to-the-point animal name:

There's a species of turtles. Goofy looking fellas with big heads. So what are they called? Big-headed turtles. OK, but surely the Latin name is sensible? No, it's megacephalum. Totally a band name.

[–] Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

"Hey, this turtle looks kinda like it's got a snake for a neck, what should we call it"

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 70 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bird names are either this or "yellow-boobied titcock" and there's no in-between

[–] MIDItheKID@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

What about the Buff-Breasted Tody Tyrant? Buff breasts are admired by many.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 55 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

Ornithologists should hang out with astronomers. They do the same naming scheme with telescopes. They've named some classics like the Very Large Array (VLA) and the Five Hundred Meter Aperture Spherical Telescope (FAST).

Edit: a word

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Can't beat rapid unscheduled disassembly. Aka, a thing exploded

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don't forget the Very Large Telescope, the Extremely Large Telescope, and the Overwhelmingly Large Telescope.

[–] PiJiNWiNg@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Not to mention "The Big Bang", and " Spooky Action At a Distance"

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Spooky action at a distance is how Einstein called quantum entanglement. That is the official name.

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 days ago

Five-hundred-meter Aperture Spherical Telescope to be technical.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It's the Five-hundred-meter Aperture Spherical Telescope; the person you're replying to left out "Aperture" by mistake.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Five Hundred Meter Spherical Telescope (FAST)

Where does the 'A' come from?
The phonetic "faiv"?

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[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I WOULD say that Lemmy jokes are on point today, but all the ones I've saved and sent to my family group chat are from the same Picard Maneuver lol
You got a good taste in jokes!

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

We’re actually all just alts of The_Picard_Maneuver

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Happy to help! Lol

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Saw this kickass bird at the lake one day. Went home and looked it up.

red-winged blackbird

C'mon!

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 10 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Field biology professor at my alma matter did a study on red-winged blackbirds where they put black paint over the red spots. The females didn't really care, but the other males would beat the shit out of the test birds.

Animal behavior is funny

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[–] lengau@midwest.social 13 points 2 days ago (6 children)
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

It looks like a jerk, so green-tailed twat or something

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago

Lilac breasted roller

bubblegum ice cream flavored bird

[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago

Pink breasted bluey chirp

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Most likely something like Big Titted Sloppy Blowjob Tramp, knowing how perverted some bird watchers are.

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

Cotton Candy Cum Stain

[–] phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Gotta shout out birdle for all the bird-loving wordle fans out there.

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That's really cool! But those hints don't help when I have no idea what order a bird is in 😆

[–] phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah I usually whip out Wikipedia and try to narrow down the family and genus by looking at the photos.
It's kinda fun if you're ever in the mood to spend 10-20 minutes researching different birds, lol.

Right. I felt uninformed and fighting the urge to go learn all about birds

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Xanthocephalus xanthocephalus

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[–] fluxion@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

I prefer a more scientific name like Birridious Amadeus Maximus, Master of the Armies of the North, Loyal Servant to the One True Emporer.

[–] perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"What are we going to call this railway line? It goes from Hammersmith to the City"

[–] don@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago

“… we’ll call it the Gliecksbaden Line, that should clear up any confusion.”

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