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[–] JustinTheGM@ttrpg.network 299 points 1 month ago (4 children)

For those wondering, this played out well! OP found someone to take the job. His wife bit on the prank gleefully, was actually thrilled by the idea that OP had a son he didn't know about. When the prank was revealed, she thought it was hilarious. Ultimately pretty wholesome, OP married a keeper.

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 228 points 1 month ago (4 children)

We fired our fact-checkers, so we cannot verify whether that is true or not.

[–] talentedkiwi@sh.itjust.works 59 points 1 month ago

True or not, this is the outcome we deserve.

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i would like to post a community note saying that i personally believe it to be true

[–] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can assure you it is true as I was there. I was the $100 note.

[–] eltoukan@jlai.lu 3 points 1 month ago

I can also assure you it is true. I was given a $100 not.. uh wait no you didn't hear that

[–] lath@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

The AI replacement says this is true.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They couldn't before they fired them either, so not a lot has changed. Their "fact checkers" were poorly written algorithms that frequently flagged benign content as misinformation.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

Their "fact checkers" were poorly written algorithms that frequently flagged benign content as misinformation.

I think the goal was to flag benign content as misinformation to push truthful content to the same level as flat earth content.

So doing exactly what was intended.

[–] BananaTrifleViolin@lemmy.world 75 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 month ago

Look at mister MVP over here.

[–] big_slap@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

ahahahaha, thanks for linking

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He's playing checkers, she's playing 3d go.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I think 3d go is called gone

[–] noobface@lemmy.world -4 points 1 month ago

and everyone clapped

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 52 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

$500 minimum, and I'd really have to think hard about it.
$1000, done deal.

[–] tiramichu@lemm.ee 46 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Even at $100 it's a pretty reasonable time/compensation ratio, assuming you only have to spend like 10 minutes on actual performance time.

Of course there is potentially travel time and the overhead of communicating ahead of time to set up the prank.

May not be worth it if you have a full time job already.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Any acting student would take the 100 gladly.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Any ~~acting~~ student would take the 100 gladly.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

> Any ~~acting~~ student would ~~take~~ the 100 ~~gladly~~.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

any ~~acting~~ ~~stu~~Dent would take ~~100~~ his towel

[–] Yeller_king@reddthat.com 1 points 1 month ago

It's reasonable for a steady gig but not for a one-off contract.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 points 1 month ago

Eh I'd even take the gig for an entire evening

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Sorry, someone else already has the job. Thanks for your application though!

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Dealer's choice ehh? Let's go with "explosive herpes".

[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Doctor's have never seen anything like it before, explosive, just completely explosive.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Like a minefield around the mouth that usually looks like almost everything just went off. The boils in-between could get pretty huge for the face, too. Like a quarter inch. I actually have a dormant variety because I once tried to hug mom and a few of them popped. She screamed and hit me and made me promise to never do it again...

[–] TheOgreChef@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

To shreds you say

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Sounds like something will Farrell would say. Approved.

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Sounds like the basis of a very healthy marriage!

[–] merde@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 month ago

he sounds playful. They will be alright

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Once again a random user diagnoses a marriage from a single post. What a time we live in to have access to so many skilled experts capable of diagnosing such things with just a little bit of information!

I think they'll be fine: https://www.reddit.com/r/harrisonburg/comments/1hvdyv8/fake_kidpissed_wife_epilogue/

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This is definitely healthy marriage shit. And a marriage that is better off than at least half. Humor is a necessary ingredient to happiness and the crazier the better sometimes.

Edit: and if it wouldn't work on your marriage, one or both of you is fragile.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I've got some free time but I don’t think I could pass for twenty. RIP, $100.

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 17 points 1 month ago

Oh shit I wanna do this

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 13 points 1 month ago

Oh I would have totally done this lol

[–] carl_dungeon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I really want to know how this played out

[–] turboturtle@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

What a great story. I love both her reaction to his "son" and her reaction to finding out it was an act.

[–] carl_dungeon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Thanks! That was a fun read :)

[–] NineMileTower@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I like how OP denotes the actors, as to be very clear in his description of how he's either going to get divorced or murdered.

Let's pretend you accomplish this and she sees the err of her ways. Then what? She's going to kill you when she finds out the kid is not really yours.

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Actually it went really well. The wife thought it was hilarious, according to the husband.

"I can't decide what amused her more... the effort I put into the ruse or the fact that I ended up proving her right in the process. [...She said] 'Next time you can save $100 and just assume you're wrong.'"

[–] NineMileTower@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'll be damned. He found someone to match his crazy.

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's not as uncommon as sitcoms make it seem. My wife--brilliant, hilarious, way smarter and better at things than I am--would probably think it was hilarious, too. It wouldn't work for our situation (we got together too early in life for it to be believable), but I wouldn't expect any backlash.

I would expect payback in-kind, though.

[–] NineMileTower@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My wife found out last year that her mom cheated and that her dad was not her biological dad. He didn't know either. 3 months later he died. Then when she found her biological dad, he had just died too. Then her mom got divorced from her current husband.

Ain't NO way am I fucking around with that right now.

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Whoa. Yep, I'd call that...like, the dictionary definition of reading the room. Yikes.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world -4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This sounds fun but will for sure end with someone trying to blackmail him for more money or filing a fake paternity suit lol

[–] DesolateMood@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

The post, along with any dms for confirmation of the job, payment, etc, would be sufficient evidence of op's innocence