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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 89 points 2 months ago (7 children)

I don't want my Wikipedia page to say I have a big penis.

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 49 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Wikipedia uses "citation needed".

It'll improve your joke to use the correct term.

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz -5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The Streisand hack only works to strengthen false information already out there but i bet it does work and is a known strategy.

Just realized its practically guilt free cause you did all you could to stop the false information.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Look, having a big penis is not as beneficial as many would have you believe. Especially if your girl is petite...

[–] sploosh@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Goldicock: bigger than average but not so big that it's incompatible with the people who want to use it.

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Goldicock

excellent

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

Rest assured then.

Well there's no danger of that; Wikipedia has credibility requirements.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

h0rni owns a very large rooster.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

You'd need to earn yourself a page first, and I think one based on the smallness of your penis would be a good start.

[–] gazby@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 2 months ago

Username checks out 💯😆

[–] BatrickPateman@lemmy.world 48 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sounded to funny to be true, but it do be true:

Wiki article -> Personal life -> citation 62 -> https://rollcall.com/2023/10/04/patrick-mchenry-speaker-pro-tempore-evolved/ -> quote is in there

😁

[–] carrylex@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] TheTetrapod@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Every wikipedia page has its own little dictator. Is it you again, Wolverine XI?!

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 25 points 2 months ago (3 children)

McHenry is a real asshole, I hope the fox is okay.

[–] moody@lemmings.world 13 points 2 months ago

The fox had rabies. Sadly, it's definitely not ok.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

At least having rabies is an excuse for some of his behaviors. A lot of politicians don't have a mind altering disease to blame their erratic behaviors on.

A lot of politicians don’t have a mind altering disease to blame their erratic behaviors on.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He looks like the fusion of Colonel Sanders and John Oliver.

Not relevant but it's sticking with me.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 0 points 2 months ago

Oh no that's very relevant.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The cover-up is worse than the uh crime.

Patrick "Bitten by a rabid fox" McHenry

Given he's a congressman I'm sure it's more like Patrick "voted yay for the Rape The Orphans Act" McHenry.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Boooo, the lame-ass Wikipedians removed it.

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 1 points 2 months ago

This bitch Patrick McHenry done got bitten by a rabid McFox.