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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name

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[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 76 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Is this "jumping the shark" or "knowing your audience?"

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 76 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

Good question. Let's have a lingerie boxing match episode between dax and 7 of 9 to find out.

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 months ago

Isn't there some betazed tradition that could be hamfisted in to make them fully nude, all in the name of authenticity of course? Majel walked so they could ru~~b~~n

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago

Oh fuck yeah Tsunkatse 2!

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I DEMAND EQUAL REPRESENTATION

Throw some dudes in the lanes too.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

Garak and Bashir mudwrestling?

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Seven could do it naked and win, because she doesn't give a fuck. Q2 got bored of her in 5 seconds because she was completely unfazed.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Tasha Yar's Ultimate Mud Wrestling

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I still think about the episode where T'pol goes through pon farr...

I'll be in my bunk

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Me viewing this image from left to right:
Niiiice...
Ohhh, even better...
Ok, ok... I like where this is going...
Uhh? Ruh roh raggy!

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 9 points 2 months ago

Can't be knowing your audience, we never got to see Worf in that swimsuit

[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

“Well. As long as it’s women we’ll allow it”

& in the same vein, a quote from famous transphobe Dave Chapelle : “I think gay sex is gross. Unless it’s lesbians”

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Pretty much the gay couple was originally supposed to be Bashir and Garak, but they were worried that anything involving penises is too gay for people in the 90's.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Cardassians are lizard people, can we confirm they don't have cloacas?

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I don't know whether to upvote or downvote this (j/k I almost never downvote but just go with the bit okay?), so here is a Reddit gif that somehow represents both:

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[–] abfarid@startrek.website 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Your embed doesn't work for me.

Seems like it's because you used http instead of https:
Oh btw, you'll need this

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Oh wow, it works fine for me on PieFed.

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Edit: also it works in Chrome but not Firefox Android, so it seems related to the method of access. Anyway thanks for bringing it to my attention!:-)

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Works for me in FF Android

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Weirdly, it works for me from Discuss.Online, but not from slrpnk.net, where the OP post was submitted from. It also works from Lemmy.World.

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[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Probably something weird in their reverse proxies.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I see both gifs fine from the connect app

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not from Voyager on Android. But we have already concluded that it depends on what you use.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not only that, but viewing it from Discuss.Online also somehow works, even from Firefox on Android? Perhaps some kind of proxy process, or maybe even a timing issue like if their http (rather than https) connection did not work at some point, but then later did? Technology is weird - and fun! :-D

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think we veered too far off from Jadzia doing sensual phallic pottery and should refocus.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

All I can think of is how poorly she was mistreated behind the scenes of the show - it really sucks to "know things", why can't I just go back to enjoying life without needing to retain knowledge in my noggin?

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I sense a long response, but how and why was she being mistreated? I'm just mad they had to write Jadzia off and replace her with that pixie-looking girl (Ezri). Jadzia and Worf dynamics were the best.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago

I don't recall all the details, just that it was shitty and led to her leaving rather than put up with it anymore, which is what caused Ezri to need to come in.

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

She’s high as shit so she’s holding upside down, that’s all.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 1 points 2 months ago (3 children)

That must be it bc the color is all off...

Also part of the joke is that any image from Reddit is somehow tainted and therefore a bit like a downvote in itself to have shared it? I dunno, maybe I need to be high(er) to understand that one better... 🤣

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[–] MudMan@fedia.io 31 points 2 months ago

Somehow still less horny than TOS.

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I think that empathy through horniness is still technically progress.

Edit: I have this ugly feeling that I just wrote the thesis statement for my entire stance on Star Trek...

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago

empathy through horniness is still technically progress.

Can I make this into a bumper sticker for my car?

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Network Suits: ... OK fine .. you can have your Dax sexy time stuff with Vanessa Williams on swimsuit planet ..... but you'll have to cut out all the Quark holosuite suggestive pornography episodes with Vulcan sex slaves, Klingon women in bikinis, Orion sex dancers and Bajoran orgies.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Even the pudding planet episode?

[–] SatyrSack@feddit.org 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Especially the pudding planet episode.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Pfft. fine. More starship battles then.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 months ago

Wolfe: For this scene? Sure!

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

DS9 was religious

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Shut up. You had me at Vanessa Williams

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They really wanted to use this scene in the episode where Crusher is fucking a ghost, but the legal department wouldn't let them.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Hey you wanna get ghost-sued? Go right ahead.

[–] __nobodynowhere@startrek.website 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] WhatSay@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

For what? Piloting while being Klingon?

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Not just that, he also piloted, and even captained, by being under the influence of Klingon!

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

"Uh-oh, the ratings just slumped - time to get T'Pol naked again."

[yes I know it's a different series]

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