Oof, this one sounds serious 🙄
beefbot
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Tesla bootlicker go brrrrr 🤣
Come on, Russian money wasn’t involved in ..
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(Don’t) Look Around You
Hey, Patrick Stewart is from the 70s. The Quaalude era. Ludes, my dude
I hope they’re married. I hope they got married to each other AT that church 💪🖕🤟
But it is if you visit San Junipero in 1980 or whatever! (Sorry wrong sci fi series) (It’s Black Mirror)
This is the only correct configuration 👍
- Kirk’s probably great in bed - all that practice
- Marry Spock and you’ll never have some whiny racist around (Bones), nor you will get cheated on (Kirk). Just sit back and have those glorious logical conversations like you’ve always wanted 🤩🎉😀
Ooh! The date for Shut The Fuck UP About Black Friday Deals is NOW UNTIL GROUNDHOGS DAY
But you’re not gonna give up. You just feel like you are.
If you were gonna give up, you’d have done it the first time, but ya didn’t. There’s something in you that whispers NO FUCKIN WAY AM I GIVING THEM WHAT THEY WANT
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That one’s a deal breaker. Never getting in an Tesla again. And yes, that means a lot of taxi cabs 🤷♂️🙄