this post was submitted on 18 Dec 2024
400 points (96.7% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

27137 readers
3600 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 1 points 12 minutes ago

Shiiit now I've got to take up smoking again. Just when I've been clean for 25 years.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 16 minutes ago* (last edited 14 minutes ago)

The frog/toad does look pretty cool.

(and no I'm not biased)

[–] thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz 14 points 1 hour ago

Guys will see this and just think "hell yeah"

[–] Deway@lemmy.world 1 points 39 minutes ago

I stopped smoking almost 7 years ago. This ad makes me regret it.

[–] debil@lemmy.world 1 points 39 minutes ago (1 children)

It's even cooler when it's forced on you violently and without consent.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 16 minutes ago

Why are you bringing this up?

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 41 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah uh, that wasn't a good anti smoking ad.

[–] Mechaguana@programming.dev 9 points 2 hours ago

That duck looks so metal, fuck, I feel like a smoke right about now.

[–] shaman1093@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 hours ago

Yeah that's why I smoke, to look cool.

100%

They really got me.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 26 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Monkeys smoking cigarettes became cool about 4 weeks after this poster went up

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 15 minutes ago

That's an ape. Not monkey.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 23 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I dunno man, if that Duck called me a fucking loser I wouldn't argue

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I'm hearing a Gilbert Gottfried voice

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 1 points 2 hours ago

I'm having a hard time imagining that voice saying "I dunno man", the rest of the sentence yeah I can hear it

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago

That frog (toad?) makes me want to smoke right now.

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 19 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Maybe I'm just too immersed in the culture of my youth, but the only ones that don't look 'good' are the horse and the deer. The horse could be fixed by styling the mane, and the deer might be better with a more vertical angle.

Fuck smoking and smokers, but yeah it looks 'cool' to me.

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 hours ago

gotta agree

nicotine is more addictive than cocaine, I'd never touch the stuff

but gun to my head? I'd take a cig over a vape any day. looks soo much better

[–] Zannsolo@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Chicken duck frog pig and monkey look cool, the other ones look like they are smoking their first cig at a HS party to look cool but don't

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

I dunno, dog looks like middle aged guy on smoke break just trying to make it through. Maybe not cool, but also not uncool.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 19 points 8 hours ago

In fairness that chimp looks pretty bad-ass.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 13 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Someone pick the cool ones and make them into an album cover for some 80's rock band.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Dog, chimp, duck right? Sorta feels like a weird ai psychological test.

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 137 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

Sadly it does look cool 😮‍💨

[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 67 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (6 children)

Absolutely! Look at this chimpanzee. Dude has heavy thoughts, and he's ready to write them all down. He probably does slam poetry on the weekends. His girlfriend's parents hate him because he is broadening her mind in ways they find uncomfortable.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 12 minutes ago

That's the face of a philosopher.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 2 points 4 hours ago

Motherfucker looks like bukowski

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 12 hours ago

Who needs an infinite number of monkeys to write Shakespeare when this dude's spittin Bukowski all on his own.

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] WorkIsSlow@lemmy.world 44 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

This is the closest I've ever come to smoking.

load more comments (3 replies)
load more comments (2 replies)
[–] Femcowboy@lemm.ee 42 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

The frog and the chimp go so hard

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago

I dunno, that bunny looks pretty boss.

[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 27 points 11 hours ago

It's not great. I've way the photos are lit and the angles does make it look cool.

That chicken looks like it's in a gangster movie.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 74 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Mrkawfee@lemmy.world 11 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I am envious of that Chimp

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 36 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Just look at these losers.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 13 points 11 hours ago

God damn. Being cool is bad for your lungs.

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 41 points 14 hours ago

On the ape it looks cool, though.

load more comments
view more: next ›