this post was submitted on 16 Dec 2024
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[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago

In me. Get in me, the...

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

yasss bitch! truer words have never been assembled poorly!

See come want, see want come!

reading this to the tune of harder better faster stronger...also doesn't help.

[–] portuga@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

YOU WANT GOOD

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 77 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This post is gonna give me an aneurysm just from trying to see through the blurry quality of this image

[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago (3 children)

How do you have higher quality images of ever post ever?

[–] Maiq@lemy.lol 1 points 12 hours ago

Computers. Have you never watched CSI?

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Reverse image search

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 129 points 2 days ago

.

.

.

Some aneurysm posts look like they were written by someone having an aneurysm.

Some aneurysm posts make me feel like I'm having an aneurysm when I try to read them.

This one is both.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Someone call the bondulance

[–] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 20 hours ago

Bames Nond's having a stronk?

[–] kyle@lemm.ee 84 points 2 days ago (6 children)

I keep staring and still have no idea what it's trying to tell me

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 5 points 1 day ago

I'm starting to give up and believe they're just a randomly arranged assortment of “positive” words.

[–] rdri@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Could be an amateur hypnosis attempt. Check out words in the same color.

See come want see want come. My where good my good where. In me get in me the.

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[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

What

The

Said

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That brown row down the middle is one horny caveman.

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago

The white between it is the cave woman.

[–] IzzyScissor@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Have you ever had a dream where you would, you could, you did, you would, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

[–] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 33 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (8 children)

Why are you censoring “what the”? You can talk on the internet

[–] yuri@pawb.social 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

i’m getting pretty P’d the fuck O with you telling me how to Mfucking speak

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[–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 days ago

Watch you fucking m*uth! Lemmy is a family friendly platform

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[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] nesc@lemmy.cafe 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 days ago

This In Here

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

am come where

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

the come to want in my play good. They come in me.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

for play? for get play.

[–] bradd@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

what the said, am come where?

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

In me, get in me, come, they said.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[–] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

"You Want Good"

Umm yeah, sure

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 13 points 2 days ago

And here I thought the posts in DontDeadOpenInside were bad... 🤯

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I’ll take it right up the middle!

[–] MeaanBeaan@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

See come, want. See want, come.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

IN ME GET IN ME THE

I see an "am" but no "I". This has to be missing words

[–] bottleofchips@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

GET HELP

HELP ME

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