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[–] ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net 164 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I've always pronounced it Ass-key

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

That's the only way I've ever heard it pronounced in actual speech. Of course, the only times I have heard people talking about it IRL is in CS classes and the like. I don't know many tech nerds IRL to have conversations about computer standards with.

[–] AtomicHotSauce@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Count me amongst the Ass-keyers.

[–] ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Welcome to the fold. First rule of 🍑 🔑: claim territory, and keep the isekai clan off our turf.

They give you trouble, you call me, captchisce? 🤌

[–] sevan@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was trying to combine Captcha with Capisce (pronounced capeesh, like an italian mobster) as a joke, but I'm not sure it landed 😅

[–] sevan@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Ah, I get it now. :)

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 month ago

There seems to be a rendering error in three places here.␄

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

😎 🇦 🇸 🇸 🇰 🇪 🇾 🔹 🇲 🇦 🇳 ™️

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Hey everybody, the Asskey Man's back!

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[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 49 points 1 month ago

I say ass key

[–] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

ASCII a stupid question and you get a stupid ANSI

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 month ago

ASCII a stupid question

if you’re ISO 8859-1

a stupid ANSI

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 22 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The joke is that 'isekai' in Japanese translates to "another world" in English. 1985 was truly another world, as anyone who was there might attest.

[–] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Oh right, the "hit by a truck" cliche.

[–] eleitl@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

So was 1975.

[–] logi@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You sure it wasn't IBM time travellers from 1985 sent her to ebcdic you?

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Lemmy is the only place I've seen EBCDIC referenced, other than the college class that introduced me to it.

Lemmy is for sure the only place where I've seen a JOKE about it. Nerd.

I like you.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I worked for a credit bureau for a while and a product we had used a mainframe for billing customers. So the billing file was in EBCDIC.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Financial and health institutions are famously behind the times.

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[–] TGhost@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

isnt it a joke ? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isekai,

Ace-Qii as french, however,

[–] De_Narm@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Quick, I need an American. How do you guys pronounce 'isekai'? Going off the correct Japanese pronunciation this post does not make any sense. These things aren't even close in the way I say them.

[–] Khanzarate@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago (4 children)

ih-seh-kai, and ASCII like ass-key. They aren't close, to me.

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[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 8 points 1 month ago

Ee-sik-kai and ass key. I bet I'm double wrong but less wrong than OOP. There not close.

[–] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

i usually would hear EE-seh-kai or EE-say-kai, given that its basically I and Sekai(meaning world in japanese) put together. so how you pronounce the latter should depend on how you pronounce the word Sekai

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

We don’t. We make you speak American, like god intended.

[–] HamsterRage@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

It seems more rikely, if hit by an IBM truck in 1985 that he would be ebcdic'd to Seattle.

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Even in japanese it's like asukii

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[–] ddplf@szmer.info 8 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Someone once told me that JWT is pronounced "jot", so I do. People call me a lunatic for it, but I still do.

[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It's missing an O sound, that's why you're a psycho

Please don't kill anyone whose net worth is <= 100m

[–] eleitl@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Maybe he's Welsh.

[–] DasSkelett@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

For me it will always be the James Web(b) Token.

[–] youstolemyname@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Jowt Jawt Juwt Jiwt Jewt

[–] AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

jwit when I am in a good mood, jwat when I am not.

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[–] PantanoPete@tucson.social 6 points 1 month ago (12 children)

This must be the guy who pronounces it Jif

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[–] hono4kami@pawb.social 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I had lived in Japan and can speak pretty good Japanese. I can say that this is just straight up wrong. LOL where does one even get this info

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 month ago

gaikokujin AMIRITE

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I've also heard "A S C I 2" which seems really weird.

[–] lamp@neon.nightbulb.net 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

One can find little quips like this in Usenet archives:

Donkey Button == Ass Key == ASCII

https://www.rocksolidbbs.com/computers/article-flat.php?id=8199&group=alt.folklore.computers#8199

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