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this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2024
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CRANK IT, BROTHER!
Straight crankin
I CANT HEAR YOU MF! IM CRANKING MY HAWG! AARRROOOOO!
Hell yeah! Crank it!
cranking my hogg
I CAN'T HEAR YOU BROTHERS AROOOO
AROOOOO HELL YES BROTHER
THE PACK IS THE HYPEST TEAM YOU CAN ASK FOR. WHOEVER YOU ARE, THOSE MFERS ARE HAPPY TO HELP YOU KEEP THAT HOG CRANKED AT ALL TIMES AND NEVER LET IT NOT BE CRANKED TO 11, MFER! ARRRROOOO!!!
AAAARROOOOOOO!
LETS HIT THE ROAD!
THAT HURT MY HAND!!
It's bonehealingjuice, but ODing on five different kinds of stimulants while CRANKING THE HOOOOOG
Girls boring 🙄 Boys boys quirky 🤪
WE WELCOME GIRLS TO ALSO CRANK THEIR HAWGS
Anyone can CRANK THEIR HOGG!
Then let's post memes to that effect :)
I SEE YOU BROTHER AND I CRANKED THIS OUT FOR ALL OUR GIRL BROTHERS!
I SUCK AT PHOTO EDITING BUT IT'S ABOUT THAT 💯 EFFORT! AROOOOOOOO!!
HELL YEAH I NOW FEEL REPRESENTED AND WELCOME IN THIS SPACE SO I FEEL LIBERATED TO ALSO CRANK IT AROOO
AROOOOOO!! WELCOME TO THE MF'IN PACK!!!
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Boys cranking their hoooog
Define boys
I COULDN'T QUITE HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY CRANKED HOG, BUT I THINK YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT DEFINING GENDER!!!
THE PACK IS ALL ABOUT INCLUSION!! I DON'T CARE HOW YOU MF'ERS SELF IDENTIFY, YOU'RE ALL MY BROTHERS AS LONG AS YOU LOVE CRANKING THAT HOG!!!!
AROOOOOO!
AMEN TO THAT, BROTHER! AROOOOOOOO!!!
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Y'all need female friends
Or jesus
You need a hog to crank. HAAWWWGGG
Fair
Is "crankin ma hawg" a cheeky wank or not?
WHETHER IT'S YOUR DICK OR YOUR MOTORCYCLE IS LEFT UP TO INTERPRETATION
NO BROTHER IT'S MY HOG
It's cranking ones hog
When I was 23 I spent multiple weekends driving to a different city to talk to older women (60s) about their lives and shared community
👍
BACK TO CRANKING THAT HAWG!!
I ask because my english doesn't include whatever these Guy says but... Is it alcohol apology?
I assume you mean "analogy" instead of "apology".
The "THE_PACK" community is a parody of US biker (motorcycle) culture, where many men refer to their motorcycle as their "hog".
"Hog" is also a slang term for a man's penis.
"Cranking my hog" is slang for male masturbation. I think it's also used to refer to revving up one's motorcycle in the biker community, but I'm not 100% sure of that (my old man was a biker so I am loosely familiar with some of their slang).
They intentionally misspell "hog" as "hawg" for fun. So it's just a bunch of guys standing around jokingly referencing masturbation under the guise of talking about riding their motorcycles.
Fortunatly not the most useful kind of english. But today I'm a bit more educated.
It's EXTREMELY useful English! Now if someone mentions cranking one's hog, you don't accidentally start discussing masturbation in great detail
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I think it's also used to refer to revving up one's motorcycle
Specifically a hog is a Harley (or really any touring bike now), large, slow turning, and they start with H, and yeah you could call racing the engine (the vroom vroom throttle thing) cranking, though that's more of an action on older motorcycles you'd do to actually start the thing
The term from male masturbation actually comes from crank-start engines
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its motorcycles or masturbation buts its vague enough to be funny in its crude absurdity.
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