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I literally cannot think of a better punchline

Edit: See it for yourself

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[–] n3cr0@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

I skipped briefly through the entire video and everything I've heard and seen was absolute bullshit bingo.

[–] NightShot@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago
[–] Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

In a void, anything can the "The most ____"

[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

What is this from?

Edit: https://ignite.microsoft.com/en-US/sessions/GS06?source=%2Fhome

Yup actually a thing. Thank you to OP who linked to it in another comment thread

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[–] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Corporations can't live without bullshit, the irony of this shit is next level

[–] rottingleaf@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I mean, there are open things about it. As in - TCP/IP is open. APIs to develop Windows programs are open.

In the same way as Solaris, HP/UX, Digital Unix and something else were open. Except Sun would even send OS sources in addition to documentation to customers interested in optimizing something they'd do, or so I've heard.

But the "most open" thing looks like 2003 "get the facts" style propaganda, except back then they had technical competencies, now it's purely the oligopoly.

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[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Wait, this is /c/lemmyshitpost, not /c/linuxsucks.

[–] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Open as in most leaks?

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Open to everything except the concept of unix.

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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago (6 children)

At least the Aptos default typeset they use is better than Calibri. I hate Calibri but I can't quite articulate why. Maybe because it's the default and I'll hate Aptos eventually too.

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[–] Sternburgexport@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago

Ugh, if most of my shit would actually run on Linux I would've switched years ago...

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Open to exploitation

[–] Squorlple@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Oral surgeons beg to differ

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[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

A lineage which dates back to at least 1998.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

You literally cannot come with a better punchline? I generally don't kinkshame but that's a strange one.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 4 points 1 month ago

The most open os for us to snoop through your shit.

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