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[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 109 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

OP should take a statistical physics course to learn the difference between distinguishable and undistinguishable particles and its implications.

[–] GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 57 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

here you go!

your receipt

your md5 hash proving this is indeed a fully uncorrupted chicken sandwich...

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Hey man, the cheese is glitched on my burger!

[–] kabi@lemm.ee 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The checksum was verified when the bag was handed to you. You should not have ACKed the transfer if it didn't check out at your end. We cannot be responsible for what you did to it afterwards.

[–] Sonor@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Could you please hash a timestamp into it as well, so i know you don't give me and old, soggy sandwhich?

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 4 points 3 weeks ago

Check sum dose not match on my end. The sandwiches shifted in the bag.

[–] green_copper@kbin.earth 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Really, md5 in this day and age? If I don't get by order with at least SHA256 I'm out of here.

[–] GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

The SHA256 machine is out of order, buddy. Try the place up the street. Theirs is working.

coincidentally, the ice cream machine wasn't working, either

[–] Zuriz@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear: Got called up for serving an entangled sandwich pair.

[–] shroomato@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The best I can do is make a sandwich that simultaneously has and doesn't have tomatoes in it.

[–] TwilightKiddy@programming.dev 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Or get into NFTs? That community would gladly overexplain the term "fungibility" to you. Just give your wallet to someone you trust for safekeeping while you do your research.

[–] taladar@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

Are we sure they even understand that concept themselves?

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 76 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Could have gave them 2 normal ones, 1 3rd one wo tomatoes.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Glad there are "normal" "people" around "here".

[–] petersr@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 40 points 3 weeks ago
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 36 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Does McDonald’s even put tomato on their chicken sandwich?

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 35 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Not if you tell them not to. But probably also not otherwise.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Which one shouldn't I put it on?

[–] don@lemm.ee 12 points 3 weeks ago

Whichever one you trust the most.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I always ask them not to put a leprechaun on mine.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

Not if you want leprechauns. Chances are small already, but this would sink them further.

[–] Frog@lemmy.ca 18 points 3 weeks ago

I don't eat at McDonalds but I looked it up. They do have tomatoes with the Deluxe McCrispy.

[–] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 13 points 3 weeks ago

One chicken sandwich without tomatoes.

Chicken sandwiches don't have tomatoes on them.

Good, because i don't want them

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

In my experiences, most places with a chicken sandwich have a basic, no topping sandwich, and one they call "deluxe" "supreme" or whatever strengthening adjective you choose, which has lettuce, tomato, mayo, etc.

This sounds correct, but I have a sample size of one since I only order chicken sandwiches from Chik-fil-a and I haven't been to McDonalds in over a decade.

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

McDonald's varies wildly across countries and time periods, impossible to say without knowing when and where this happened.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

This happened in fairytale land.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

The chicken sandwiches that are actual chicken—as opposed to the McChicken which is a patty—do come with lettuce, tomato, and mayo (I think).

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 4 points 3 weeks ago

Depending on when this was posted it could be about the crispy chicken they had before the mccrispy. Artisan something?

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 33 points 3 weeks ago

This is so endearing

[–] Nino477@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 26 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 40 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Then anon follows them home, meaning to apologize profusely but because of his social awkwardness he instead just murders them with the AR15 he keeps in his trunk.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, it’s pretty common.

[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago

RIP in peace

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 0 points 3 weeks ago
[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 15 points 3 weeks ago

yeah, this is the prequel to...

sir, this is a Wendy's.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

If this were a YouTube video essay, we would start back with prehistoric domestication of the tomato plant

Nah, we'd start with some weird ranting about merch.