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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon's first job (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 57 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

here you go!

your receipt

your md5 hash proving this is indeed a fully uncorrupted chicken sandwich...

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Hey man, the cheese is glitched on my burger!

[–] kabi@lemm.ee 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The checksum was verified when the bag was handed to you. You should not have ACKed the transfer if it didn't check out at your end. We cannot be responsible for what you did to it afterwards.

[–] Sonor@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Could you please hash a timestamp into it as well, so i know you don't give me and old, soggy sandwhich?

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 4 points 3 weeks ago

Check sum dose not match on my end. The sandwiches shifted in the bag.

[–] green_copper@kbin.earth 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Really, md5 in this day and age? If I don't get by order with at least SHA256 I'm out of here.

[–] GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

The SHA256 machine is out of order, buddy. Try the place up the street. Theirs is working.

coincidentally, the ice cream machine wasn't working, either