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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 192 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Micro cosmology is a problem a majority of Americans live with. If they can't see it from their front porch it don't exist. That played a major factor in the current shitshow preloading in d.c.

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 57 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Here's another one for you: 'played a major factor in'. Not strictly correct grammatically. A better phrase would've been, "played a major role in".

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[–] demonmittenhands@lemmy.world 151 points 4 months ago (11 children)

Two weeks, huh? The US is around 3,000 miles from coast to coast, so that puts him over 200 miles skateboarding every single day... I'm not sure, but the person who didn't know mountains exist might be dumb.

[–] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 135 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Just go faster. I don't get it.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 102 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Paint the skateboard red if you have to.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 53 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Add a stripe. Maybe some speed holes.

[–] variants@possumpat.io 21 points 4 months ago

he should have invest in a big red firework like the coyote

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[–] kyle@lemm.ee 20 points 4 months ago

Add a lightning bolt. Kachow!

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[–] Zron@lemmy.world 34 points 4 months ago

200miles/8hours of skating straight means an average speed of 25 miles an hour.

Ambitious, considering the average speed of a skateboarder is closer to 10 miles an hour, but it could be possible if he was extremely fit, had unbreakable bones, and the US was a flat plane for 3000 miles like this guy thought.

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[–] aramis87@fedia.io 128 points 4 months ago (9 children)

Apparently, Chad Caruso set the Guinness world record as the first person to skateboard across America in 2023, from Venice Beach to Virginia Beach. It took him 57 days to cover 3,162 miles, adventure adventure of 55 miles a day.

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 68 points 4 months ago (3 children)
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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 79 points 4 months ago (7 children)

One change of clothes for a 2-week trip... now that's a man's man!

[–] fuck_u_spez_in_particular@lemmy.world 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I mean it's not extremely far off compared to Ultralight hiking, you can still be hygienic (like often washing clothes), of course though you're not winning parfume contests along the way... It's a tradeoff to make compared to having a lot of uncomfortable weight to carry around.

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[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 74 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Almost certain they were playing it up and this is satire, sorry to spoil everyone’s fun. https://www.instagram.com/jaayfilms They started again on September 30 this year and are now in Missouri. If these content creators are good at one thing it’s creating a compelling narrative and this guy did it by getting himself called illiterate.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 38 points 4 months ago

Oh shit, he’s in the home state of illiteracy now

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[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 49 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

I met a guy like that in the 90's except he was on a lot of LSD and was making his way around the world. IDK if that was true but my buddy picked him up one night and we had a party with him and he cut his dreads off and burned them so a witch wouldn't get them. Good times!

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[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 46 points 4 months ago (6 children)

How does he use IG?

Assuming its not a parody.

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 82 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You'd be surprised how functional the illiterate can be.

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 57 points 4 months ago (9 children)

When I first moved to Japan, I had to use lots of websites that used untranslatable images (not text, like png or whatever and google lens was not a thing). I got help a few times and memorized what clicking on an area did more than even what the image was (which would change sometimes). This is how I got by with ATMs and various websites for quite a while. It works until something changes. Today, screen readers, google lens, and other things exist to help as well.

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[–] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 45 points 4 months ago (2 children)

“If Forrest Gump can do it, so can I”

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 36 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Gump didn't even have a skateboard

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[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 41 points 4 months ago (12 children)

Does he have learning disabilities? How does someone with so much motivation not learn to read

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 40 points 4 months ago (16 children)

Most likely functionally illiterate and not 100% "I can't read," but I've overestimated instagrammers before

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[–] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 38 points 4 months ago (10 children)

It is easy to have motivation to skateboard across america when you don't have enough education to understand what doing that means.

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[–] Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I feel like a longboard would be better for this.

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[–] Freefall@lemmy.world 32 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That voter is gonna learn some stuff.

I was not surprised by the presence of a giant cross necklace.

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[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago

Well, if you're following him, did you bring more clothes? Maybe you can lend him some.

[–] vormadikter@startrek.website 26 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Cant seem to find this dude on ig, there are just too many that tried to cross the usa with a board.

Does someone have a link to this specific persons ig? That would be great, thanks.

[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 42 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (11 children)

Reverse image search brings up this image:

Which goes here: https://www.instagram.com/jaayfilms

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[–] Infomatics90@lemmy.ca 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 21 points 4 months ago

Not sure he does.

[–] xyz1195@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago (17 children)

That guys vote counts the same as yours. Just saying.

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[–] superkret@feddit.org 21 points 4 months ago

Which day is he realizing the Rockies exist?

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago

Lol, what a country

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