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[–] nicerdicer@feddit.org 1 points 4 minutes ago

Possible explanation:

The floor is equipped with floor heating. There are pipes inside the screed of the floor that are connected to the heating system. I assume that the floor has been constructed recently, and that the picture shows the result of the first usage of the floor heating, while the floor was installed too hastily.

What could have happened here is that the screed floor with the floor heating pipes has not been let dry enough before it was covered with floor tiles. When installiing a screed floor there is a lot of moisture from the screed present. It needs to evaporate first. It usually is done by running the floor heating for several weeks without having the floor tiles installed yet. This allows the remaining moisture to evaporate through the screed. The tiles usually are installed when the screed has been dried enough.

When the floor is covered with tiles without letting it dry properly first, the tiles seal the floor and remaining moisture cannot evaporate. When the floor heating is in operation, the trapped water vaporises and can't escape the floor. Due to the pressure that is being created, the floor bursts open violently. Compare it to water that is being heated in a pressure cooker and it can't escape.

[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 2 points 25 minutes ago

Dwarves following a nice coal seam

[–] cybersandwich@lemmy.world 2 points 34 minutes ago

I came in here expecting someone to have a legitimate explanation. Lolol at these comments.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 24 minutes ago* (last edited 23 minutes ago)

I hope it's a cottage, but I'm okay with a cabin.

Bugs forgot to take a left turn at Albuquerque.

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 4 points 1 hour ago
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Those are some robust tiles. Also those cabinets are pretty fucking weird.

[–] Mandy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

Looks like a badgermole got lost

[–] lousyd@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Ancient Indian burial ground

[–] kometes@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

“You son of a bitch! You moved the cemetery, but you left the bodies, didn’t you? You son of a bitch, you left the bodies and you only moved the headstones! You only moved the headstones! Why? Why?”

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 61 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (2 children)

Not using a condo is how they got in this situation in the first place. Your house is pregnanté, my friend.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 13 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

My applause is begrudging.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Amanita bucket to hold paul of these upvotes, there's not mushroom left in my pocket.

[–] Tyfud@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

:line cook kiss:

[–] meathorse@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Cat hiding under the mat

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

How is babby formed?

Alternatively:

"It's not a tumah!"

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 38 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Harry in the basement

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 hours ago
[–] Carrolade@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

Subterranean lizardmen, of course.

[–] kusivittula@sopuli.xyz 9 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

very simple explanation. there is something under the floor that is expanding.

[–] moody@lemmings.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Downstairs neighbor has a leak in their ceiling.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago

Or the whole house is sinking, except for that spot,

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago

Have you gotten a biopsy, that's probably cancer

[–] Marduk73@sh.itjust.works 14 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 6 hours ago

No, definitely Graboid.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] funkyfarmington@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Am I gregnant?

[–] oce@jlai.lu 6 points 6 hours ago

It's the tree in the living room.

[–] dance_ninja@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

Street Shark

[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

The tube. It goes up and down like that every 10 minutes.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

If they leave the freezer open for a few years they could have their own indoor bunny hill