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[–] ChiefSinner@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago
[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 3 points 2 hours ago

that is a bumper sticker clearly not a horse

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

List of things that don’t exist:

  • Horses
[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

That's probably just a brown donkey 🐴. The things they can do with paint these days.

[–] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] rustydomino@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Take your upvote and gtfo

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Has he met Megan?

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 hours ago

If horses aren't real then where is the power coming from the car's engine? Checkmate.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 16 points 6 hours ago

What is a horse but a short necked giraffe snd we know those aren’t real.

[–] Veneroso@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago
[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

That makes me wonder. I haven't even been to like most of the countries on the planet, how do I even know they are real? 🤔

I never even met any of you irl, how do I know y'all aren't bots? 🤔🤔🤔

[–] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

You can rest assured I am not a bot, as you are just a figment of my imagination.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 5 hours ago

That's ridiculous, how can you say we're all bSTACK OVERFLOW ERROR #1033. REBOOTING. PLEASE DO NOT TURN OFF YOUR DEVICE.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago

Hbomberguy intensifies

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 hours ago
[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 2 points 4 hours ago (3 children)
[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 1 points 14 minutes ago

President of Turkmenistan: Yes

I don't have to believe in horses, I bought an Electric Monk to believe in things for me since believing things is exhausting.

[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 7 points 6 hours ago

This is a psy op from the government because it's so obviously wrong that it makes bird truthers look like idiots too, which we are not. If it flies, it spies. "If it gallops, it spies" neither rhymes nor does it make sense. See how fake it is!

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 8 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

No way, birbs are not real bc drones. But proof that horshs are real:

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[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

Horses are just imaginary unicorns.

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 7 points 7 hours ago

Maybe they just really like the horse blankets thickness

[–] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

its true, have you ever seen a horse? they're made up animals, no real animal would ever look like that.

except maybe a donkey

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

have you ever seen a horse?

yes!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Are you sure it was a horse and not two people in a horse costume?

[–] oo1@lemmings.world 3 points 6 hours ago
[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 4 points 7 hours ago

Be careful, conservatives may be coming for you next! 🙃

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Of course they aren't real. Just ask Joe.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

This Joe? Because I'm pretty sure he is a horse.