this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2024
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[–] undercrust@lemmy.ca 85 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It would have cost you nothing to never share this thought, and yet here we are.

[–] Ste41th@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

Was going to update put I’ll leave it at the number it’s on.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
[–] Curiousfur@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Are you offering to help? I suppose he could use an extra hand.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Or more rubber bands

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

Rookie numbers.

[–] atocci@lemmy.world 41 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Same expression too, I assume?

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

And a short look
:(

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Absolutely loathe that they made thrawn look like blue Elon musk.

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

what’s the color like at 16?

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

More red around the blue.

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sometimes I'm glad I wasn't born with a penis. This is one such moment.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You could always try with rubber bands and tits?

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't have those either.

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're too powerful, immune to rubber bands

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago

It's a gift and a curse.

[–] ben_dover@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago
[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 4 points 2 days ago

Let it breath before you kill it forever.

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago

Thrawn's brilliant reverse stranger maneuver, works every time

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Geez, Ezra, I guess you got pretty bored in that other galaxy…