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[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago

Sorry I only eat uncensored Ramen

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 33 points 2 days ago (3 children)

...but not the slice of ham/meat/whatever beside it?

distraction 100

[–] weirdboy@lemm.ee 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

That looks like pickled daikon

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world -2 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world -1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The only time part of me may be even close to resembling a ham is if I am inside of your wife - than yeah, she may be looking like a stuffed pork/ham.

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wife? Don't you mean my mother?

[–] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Isn't that the same person? (Sorry, couldn't resist!)

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago
[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

The white and pink thing? That's radish alright. It's similar to pink Ssam mu, which is very common in Korean BBQ, and has some tell tale signs in the pattern.

[–] donuts@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

It's watermelon radish, not meat.

its chips, trust me.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 43 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Oh. I thought the rule about porn there was they couldn't show pubic hair. It's actually eggs they can't show. Which is why they blur balls and vaginas. Balls look like eggs and they don't want to take chances on being able to see any eggs up the birth canal.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 27 points 2 days ago

Japanese people just have eggs for genitals

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Stop trying to ruin porn by calling it a birth canal.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 32 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Thank you. Was that so hard?

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

I feel like I should take a cum canoe down the cum canal.

Would you prefer crotchal cavity?

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Step1: Cut a hole in the bowl

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Does that mean that all Japanese porn is agender porn?

[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 days ago

No it means behind that mosaic this whole time was just boiled eggs

[–] Seeders@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

What's in that fuzzy area father?

"YOU MUST NEVER GO THERE SIMBA"

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Means it has pubes on it.