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[–] HomerianSymphony@lemmy.world 135 points 1 month ago (5 children)

One always lies, and the other also always lies.

[–] SorteKanin@feddit.dk 43 points 1 month ago

One always lies, the other never tells the truth.

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 31 points 1 month ago

One always lies, and the other also always lies.

One knows how you die, and the other knows when.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Wait? Are you the one who always lies? In which case do both always tell the truth? But that would mean you always tell the truth so both must always lie……..but that would mean you always tell the tr…. Maybe IM looking at this wrong so you say they both always lie but that would mean you always lie, or dose it? What if you never tell the truth? The opposite of always is never and the opposite of lie is truth is lie so you never tell the truth and you always lie, in order to break the paradox I choose this truth.

[–] Rednax@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

And they both claim they did not yet have any treats today.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've seen this one before, they shoot lasers if you're unworthy

[–] javasux@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wow, what a horribly inefficient use of floor space that staircase is

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

To a degree. Kitchen to the back left, likely powder bath or storage closet toward the left foreground, dining table directly behind, living room to the right, and just enough walking space between it all.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Chekhovs_Gun@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Yes! This is exactly what i thought of!

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

You can not enter. You need to do some sort of side quest before they let you in.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Bashnagdul@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 20 points 1 month ago

Welcome traveler. Your quest begins here.

[–] cabhan@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 month ago

In the name of all that is good and holy, do not go down that staircase

[–] Djtecha@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago

Are you the key master?

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

That’s a scene from a B horror/thriller

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago

They are guarding the Goa'uld in your basement!

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Unbenounced to the human, he started walking down the creaky staircase. The air became bitter with a chill in the air. He began to open the large door which sealed away ancient secrets, the more he turned the knob the secrets started to leak out as the anticipation arose with every second. The door at last slamed open and unleashed a curse, that punshed evey soul who was within the stronghold. It was a 3 week old unchanged litter box 💀💀💀.

[–] Grangle1@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

"Come play with us..."

[–] Moah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago

This is obviously a quest

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

When they're making a movie and someone suggests this, they get shut down because it's not believable.

[–] ToastedPlanet@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

Now you are ready to enter... the Gungeon

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Answer ye, these questions three...