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[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 103 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Holy shit, this guy works the greek restaurant near me. Every detail is right on - the tank top, tiny stool and even the magazine while he's waiting for customers.

Is this some stereotype I wasn't aware of??

[–] StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world 152 points 1 month ago (4 children)

No, there's just only one Greek guy and he moves really fast

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago

It's why he has to sit a lot between moving

Uses a lot of energy

[–] mossy_@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The QTGM, Quantum-Tunnelling Greek Man, is a-

[–] StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Oh god He found us. He slew this person before they eve-

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

A zigzag world line of schmoes with terrible taste in music.

[–] Samvega@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

That One Greek Guy as Every Electron In Every Universe.

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 75 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ive met guys like this before. I never could figure out how they always had a farmers tan but never wore shirts with sleeves. One of life's greatest mysteries.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The wife beater is just their office attire.

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Now I'm imaging him clock out, go home, and put on a suit and tie as he heads to a dinner party.

[–] RaspberryRobot@beehaw.org 7 points 1 month ago

As someone with a semi-permanent farmers tan, usually the answer is getting sunburnt once with a sleeved shirt on.

[–] name@moist.catsweat.com 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Respect the hustle

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I am 100% certain I've seen this guy in a truck stop's restroom somewhere in Bulgaria! He sold me two squares of TP, it was one of those pay-to-pee things and the TP was ""complimentary.""

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The funniest bit was that the truck stop was literally in the middle of nowhere and there were thickets right next to the restroom...

[–] snugglebutt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

you wouldn't shid in a bush

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Well, actually... !=))))

[–] tringle@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] swab148@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Kid named shower:

[–] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

My dreams often contain conflict that is just bewildering as well. I feel this.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

μαύρος κι άραχνος