Holy shit, this guy works the greek restaurant near me. Every detail is right on - the tank top, tiny stool and even the magazine while he's waiting for customers.

Is this some stereotype I wasn't aware of??

[–] StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world 151 points 5 days ago (4 children)

No, there's just only one Greek guy and he moves really fast

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 43 points 5 days ago

It's why he has to sit a lot between moving

Uses a lot of energy

[–] mossy_@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The QTGM, Quantum-Tunnelling Greek Man, is a-

[–] StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

Oh god He found us. He slew this person before they eve-

[–] Samvega@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 days ago

That One Greek Guy as Every Electron In Every Universe.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago

A zigzag world line of schmoes with terrible taste in music.