A great adventure is waiting for you ahead. Hurry onward beetle, or you will soon be dead. The journey before you may be long and filled with woe. But you must escape the frog's ass, or your tale can't be told.
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"Andy Dufraine crawled through a mile of shit, to freedom"
🎶 Freedom from the ass of doom is the treasure you will win 🎶
I can get him past the esophagus, but he hast to answer my riddle first.
Colon any% no major glitches
id call that a major glitch but ok
Ain't no glitch to go fast my man. Dudes not even going out of bounds
Gotta get Isma’s tear first it’s crucial for the run bro
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Explains a lot of what‽ OP what questions are you asking‽
Plants: develop hard pericarps for their seeds to survive animals' digestive tracts
This beetle: G O T T A G O F A S T
Ah shit, here we go again
Got inspired and made it into an image
*Ah, here we go shit again
"Go on, eat me. See what happens."
"I'll digest you!"
"Frank, this is the third time this week. Just admit you're into it."
Topologically speaking, the frog is a donut.
People kissing just make a tube that goes from ass to ass.
We all are... Well, unless you happen to be a starfish
Starfish is a sphere?
Most creatures are a tube. Food goes in one end and out the other... Well, not starfish
Sideologically speaking that hole isn't on the top
If we tie little brushes to the beetles, maybe we can start a new trendy spa cleanse
Fine, if no one else is going to ask, I will.
What happens if I eat one?
The thread linked seemed to agree that human digestive systems would screw up the bug
Nb. I was only in that thread for jokes
Imagine getting one in your ear
Thanks! I hate it...
How do I delete someone else's comment?
Why do I keep seeing this comment from different people wherever I go?
This is me when I fix a bug and the next day it appears in Jira again.
"If you're going through Hell, keep on going."
The Shawshank Beetle
If someone put little scrubbers on its feet and ate it, would the bug clean the person's colon?
If the person was a frog? Yes
There's beetles with a Vore fetish!?
Pfft, ever heard of epomis beetle?
That poor frogged didn't do nobody no harm. How they gonna do my homie like that 😢
The Taco Bell beetle?
If you get the shits from taco bell, then that's on you, not taco bell.
Taco bell hasn't given me the shits since i quit drinking.
Same but also because I haven't felt the desire to get taco bell without having been drinking first.
Reverse Lemmiwinks
How does it not suffocate?
The time taken to traverse is less than the time taken to suffocate. That'd be my guess.
The ideal bug for any frog trying to go on diet
Speed run as survival instinct.