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[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 21 points 1 month ago (15 children)

Hey Baku, if you're reading this I hope you are okay. I'm sorry that you felt you had to delete your profile here; you are a valued member of this community, and I hope, when you are feeling better, that you return. But if you don't, and are reading this, you are always welcome here. Always welcome to make another profile, and to return.

Sending you good vibes man, and I know you're gonna smash your TAFE classes like a pro.

๐Ÿ’œ

[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 12 points 1 month ago

I hope he's doing alright. It sounded like TAFE was stressing him out. I look forward to Baku2 posting on here when he's ready

[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Oh Baku deleted?? Itโ€™s sad to see that. Top young bloke who didnโ€™t deserve the cards he was dealt but continues to play them bravely.

I wish I could have been more supportive, Iโ€™m not too good at it and donโ€™t have a lot of bandwidth left in my own struggles. All I could do was make suggestions for dealing with rough co-tenants.

I hope he comes back or at least that he manages and life gets better for him.

[โ€“] mysticgreg@aussie.zone 10 points 1 month ago

Oh no poor Baku, I hope you're OK ๐Ÿฅบ

[โ€“] just_kitten@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago

Just chiming in to hope Baku returns whenever he feels ready. He's one of the leading lights of this little corner of the internet but also destined for amazing things ahead... if you choose not to come back buddy I hope you might dimly remember us when you're 35 and running your own IT business mate.

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago

Dude I wanted to offer to make you a train cake for your 18! Practice ghost version will be up in a few days

[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago

oh man what did I miss this time?

[โ€“] indisin@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago

Baku if you create a new fake account and want someone to just vent to and to listen you then DM me. I won't ever tell another soul anything said to me in confidence.

We're all here for you though when you come back properly!

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago
[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

oh gees โ˜น๏ธ

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

Oh no, I thought he'd just deleted a comment, didn't realise he'd deleted the whole profile. ๐Ÿ˜ข

[โ€“] Llabyrinthine@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

Oh no! Why? โ˜น๏ธ

[โ€“] Duenan@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago

While his comments are still in my inbox the whole account is gone.

Whenever youโ€™re ready to come back Baku, pop your head in and drop us a message.

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[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 17 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Why work when you can smothered by a cat instead? Or have his claws in your neck because he needs skin contact. This animal is a lot.

[โ€“] Eagle@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago (9 children)

I've taken to wearing a hoodie backwards when I'm studying at home. Put the smothering cat in the hood. Keeps the cat happy and off my workspace. And snuggles. Many snuggles.

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Well, I guess that justifies buying another pair of shoes.

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Was accused of being drunk yesterday... 'My dear, you are ugly, and whatโ€™s more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly.'Not the best thing to say to your mum but I didn't coin it.

[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago (5 children)
[โ€“] mysticgreg@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The town in Gippsland with the giant cigar in the middle of it? Yeah, they're all drunk :D

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[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

It's midnight.

You're sleeping peacefully, having a nice dream about being overseas.

Suddenly, someone starts choking in your dream.

You wake up.

The cat has hocked a hairball up on your doona.

You frantically clean and strip the doona. Your restful sleep is gone.

The end.

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[โ€“] just_kitten@aussie.zone 11 points 1 month ago (13 children)

Landlord has suddenly withdrawn any option of negotiation - her accountant has apparently told her she "has" to up her rent to match market rates.

110/week extra. 21% increase. 550/week. This system is just not bearable any more. I'm going to seek advice... at least as to whether market rates include typical real estate agent fees or not

[โ€“] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh biggest hugs. That is absolutely so wrong. Near me there's a whole strip of shops that's now half empty because it's worth more to the landlords borrowing potential to have it on paper as "rental return potential is $x" even if that means it stands empty.

It's criminal.

[โ€“] just_kitten@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

We keep waiting for the house of cards to fall but I don't know when the heck that's happening

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[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 11 points 1 month ago (7 children)

I'm sick as a dog and His Lordship is in full pantshit mode over his ADHD assessment. Fun times in the haus today

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[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 11 points 1 month ago (6 children)

TIL Woolies don't have prawn crackers and some people don't know what they are.

whaaaat, it's 2024 and you don't have prawn crackers?. When I said that I may have been joking but also serious.

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[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Looooooong fucking day. Just left the office now.

Guess all the people and culture stuff came back to bite me in the ass lol

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Favourite rose is going. Just joey:

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[โ€“] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Someone brought home cannoli !!

it was me. I brought it home.

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[โ€“] calhoon2005@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[โ€“] mysticgreg@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I also like this because:

a) PACKIDGE!

ii) It's the first screenshot from a phone I've seen in ages where the battery isn't at 4% remaining and I'm silently anxiously screaming CHARGE YOUR DAMN PHONE! ๐Ÿ˜†

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[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You know what would be nice?

some chocolate bikkies, some dinosaur lollies, endless cups of tea

and a one month holiday in venice or naples where I can sleep as much as i want, take baths, read books and not cook, sandwiches in my room is perfectly ok cos looking for restaurants can get fucked . maybe after a week i'll go for a walk to a museum

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[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago (16 children)

Health Boost ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

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[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Mission Pet Rock achieved:

pet rock pet rock

Tyrannosaurus Rocks!

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[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago (30 children)

Tenacity Tuesday is here! Free pizza (one (1) slice per person) for those who stay overtime and work at least Ten hours today!

[โ€“] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Iโ€™m gonna have my own pizza party. With hookers and blow

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