Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
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2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
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3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
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4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
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5. No Enciting Harassment,
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
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OoOOOooooOOOooo our debit machine doesn't have a tip percentage feature
OoOOoooOOOoo you said goodbye to someone and both have to walk in the same direction still
OOOOoOOOOOOoooo they brought you the wrong order at a restaurant
OooOOOOoooOOOOOoooo Everyone is going to go around and say something about themselves...
OooOoooOooO you have to book an appointment over the phone!
Guess I'll just die
OooooOoooOoo the waitress brought you a baked potato instead rad of french fries
You accept your fate and start to eat it.
A bit later, the waitress comes back with your fries, apologies for the mix-up (the potato was for the table next to you) and asks why you didn't say something.
The people at the table next to you can hear the entire conversation.
OOOOoOOOOOOoooo running into literally anyone from high school
OOOOoOOOOOOoooo being stuck in an unwanted conversation with a talkative stranger or distant relative
OOOOoOOOOOOoooo getting invited to a pyramid scheme party by a close friend
OOOOoOOOOOOoooo hearing an unexpected knock at the door
The running into the ex one isn't as scary as running into your ex, whom you hate, because they were an absuvie, gaslighting cunt that you never want to see again. If I still loved them, I would probably want to see them.
OooooOoooOoo you made plans and can't think of a good excuse to cancel
"I just shit myself and have to go home and shower, then book an appointment for a car detailer. Never getting a burger at the chinese restaurant again."
I have to return some videotapes.
OoooooOOooooooOoooOoO I can see ~~dead~~ other people. They're talking to me.
Wonder whats on side B
Where did you even get a player in 2024?