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[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Hmm, better name but automatically a call for dead parents would be Batman bin Suparman.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 82 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I love how the parents named all their kids after terrorists.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 43 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Not the weirdest spanish name I've seen. Usnavy is a girls name in some parts of the spanish speaking world. It comes from US Navy on sailors uniforms. It's pronounced like oos-NAH-vee.

[–] zloubida@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

In the French colonies, some indigenous people wanted to give their children French names, but they didn't know them. So they looked the names of the saints in the calendar. However for the 14th of July French calendars generally don't show the name of this day's saint, but the fact that it's France's National Day, the “Fête nationale” in French, often abbreviated to “Fêt. Nat.”. This is how the first name “Fetnat” appeared.

[–] athairmor@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This is how you name goldfish, not people.

[–] Hubi@feddit.org 27 points 2 weeks ago

I would've gone for "Osama Fin Laden" in this case.

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] thebigslime@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Saddam Hussein and Saddam Hussein's Best Friend.

I hope they are ok. I haven’t heard about them in a lot time.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Ooiiiiim from boooaaaaaston!

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

God damn, some of the most Twisted fucking parents in the history of mankind

Georgia: Daaaaad Osama's hitting me again!

Dad (Georgio H): not again... Damnit, where'd he get off to? Saddam! Get your ass down here!

Did you tell him to do that? You bout to get a whoopin of ass destruction

Saddam: 💀

[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago