this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2024
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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They're all fake, just in case anyone's wondering.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The fact that you felt compelled to post this, says a lot.

[–] Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

They relish in the idea.

[–] Oaksey@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I thought that biscuit flavoured cola was probably fake as well, but then I saw a discarded can of it yesterday

[–] dh3lix@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

It is what plants crave.

[–] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 1 month ago
[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Need a bag of apples with a Mountain Dew Gushing Granny label.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mountain Dew flavored condoms with the catchphrase "Do the Dew!"

[–] kindenough@kbin.earth 9 points 1 month ago

Contains no artificial ingredients....except for the artificial ingredients. Heheh.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought it was shampoo at first and was thinking "you know what, not such an awful idea" hah

[–] NuWuX@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

No, that would be silly.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Now Dew lube. Hello Baja Blast!!

[–] NuWuX@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Zier@fedia.io 4 points 1 month ago

Am I hungry or am I horny?? Is there a meal deal option?

[–] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago

cancer in many colours and flavors

[–] rothaine@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

230 calories per bottle

The serving size is BOTTLE?!