You should be worried someone will show up before you.
this post was submitted on 18 Sep 2024
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is this the penis explosion chamber
no it's a TESTICLE experiment only
Worst Harry Potter book ever.
Cave Johnson here. Welcome Facebook Marketplace customer to Aperture Science. We just have a few experiments to complete before you can claim your item.
I don't know why but I read that in J. Jonah Jameson's voice.
I know why
I would actually love a portal miniseries like this
Isn't this the second Harry potter book?
- Sexologist's Stone
- Chamber of Testicle Experiments
- Prisoner of Chastity
- Goblet of Siring
- Torture of the Penis
- Half-Cum Prince
- Deathly Swallows
“You’re a jizzard, Harry”
- Sexologist's Stone
Also known as Intimacy Specialist's Stone in the US
That's it. You won the internet for today.
Well that would depend on exactly what type of experiments he's doing.
Don't look up the Henderson tool
My first thought. Are they tongue-based? Maybe this guy is just very dedicated to getting his oral game on-point.
When I was younger, I certainly knew that the only way I’d go from good to awesome is with practice practice practice. It paid off.
It involves pagers, nbd. 😇
"Ethical"
He has a a free couch, he just needs help getting it out of the basement. Totally fine.
this is at hogwarts
There’s warts alright